Mini Me marries 6'2'' 29yr old blond yoga instructor.

SuperWimp · Jul 20, 2003

oh the power of enough money....

max1234 · Jul 20, 2003

I guess this means there is hope for JJGold and Railbird. Hang in there guys.... you all might get laid yet.

tatehill2000 · Jul 20, 2003

Holy shit Ive gotta see tape of that night as he trys to MOUNT her BODACIOUS AZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHHAHA HA A HOHOHOH AHHAHAHAHAHA
Tater

Halifax · Jul 20, 2003

A match made in Heaven (from the linked article):

"Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.

After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper."

tatehill2000 · Jul 20, 2003

Hali,,,
I swear to god,,Id be the biggest Drunk,,well,,, haha,,, I gues the Littlest DRUNK on the planet,,, he needs to get a brain and jsut Bang Whores,,,,, hes got plenty of cash,,, he can Bank roll Bridget the Midget,,,hahahahhahahha haha
Tater

VOLTITAN · Jul 20, 2003

She looks like Debra Norville from that photo...not to shabby!

Angelle · Jul 20, 2003

that has to look funny to see them walking next to each other

Halifax · Jul 20, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
that has to look funny to see them walking next to each other<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

She usually carries him, or puts him in her knapsack.

Angelle · Jul 20, 2003

in her knapsack-
CLASSIC

winkyduck · Jul 20, 2003

think about it this way:

when she stands up and he stands up - think about where his head will be in relation to her body!

this might be the happiest woman alive!