Big Boss Man calls me and says "assassin, I have a job for you in Cali".
"What is it I say"
BBM says "not really sure, but you can handle it, mostly counterparty risk. Call Cali Partner L
Hey L what exactly is the project
l-Not really sure but it is probably individual captive loan purchases, just review the underwriting process. You'll have 4-6 weeks.
Get to Cali, 4 prongs to the project, and I am an SME on only 1. This really should have been a joint project (regulatroty, treasury ops, credit, audit), instead, they got me. And I've only got 2 weeks to get the field wrok done, and then the honir or writing the report on my vacation.
Call small boss man S
S, why am I here
S- We sold them a contract and promised experts, but never delivered. We needed an expert.
But S, I'm not an expert in this
S- yeah, well everyone knows you'll do a good job.
Fvcking Jerks.
Sorry for bithcing here, but share my pain
"What is it I say"
BBM says "not really sure, but you can handle it, mostly counterparty risk. Call Cali Partner L
Hey L what exactly is the project
l-Not really sure but it is probably individual captive loan purchases, just review the underwriting process. You'll have 4-6 weeks.
Get to Cali, 4 prongs to the project, and I am an SME on only 1. This really should have been a joint project (regulatroty, treasury ops, credit, audit), instead, they got me. And I've only got 2 weeks to get the field wrok done, and then the honir or writing the report on my vacation.
Call small boss man S
S, why am I here
S- We sold them a contract and promised experts, but never delivered. We needed an expert.
But S, I'm not an expert in this
S- yeah, well everyone knows you'll do a good job.
Fvcking Jerks.
Sorry for bithcing here, but share my pain