Chicago Transit Bus Impounded in Prostitution Bust -WTF

JoeyC · Jul 13, 2003

CICERO, Ill. - A Chicago bus driver's unscheduled stop in suburban Cicero is proving very costly.

The Chicago Transit Authority had to shell out more than $1,200 to get the bus back after the driver pulled over Friday night, allegedly to connect with a woman he thought was a prostitute.

She was actually a Cicero police officer. The driver was arrested and other officers impounded the bus.

Transit officials said the driver was a part-timer, and if the allegations against him are true he will be fired because he was still in his probation period.

Cicero police said the arrest was part of a new prostitution sting operation, which has resulted in more than 100 arrests and the impoundment of 71 other vehicles.

soccerbob · Jul 13, 2003

Joey C- It was a complete misunderstanding. The bus driver saw this woman walking all by herself wearing 5 inch FMP's and a short skirt and figured she was waiting for the bus so he stopped and asked her if she wanted a ride. She asked "how much" and he said 50 cents for a one way trip and she thought he said 50 bucks for a trip around the world and then he got busted. Total misunderstanding.

I enjoy an occasional "hooker hunt" myself and there are a few things to follow so you don't get popped.

#1- If she looks too good, be careful, she may be a cop.

#2- If she has all her teeth and there are no black marks on them, she may be a cop.

#3- If she won't get in the car, she may be a cop.

#4- If she won't touch your "pocket rocket" or show you her hooter, she IS a cop.

#4 is the sure fire test. Don't mention any sex act or any money amount until you use #4.