A Pirate beats some meat in Milwaukee: 'sausage attack' charges pending

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Here's a stupid story ... open the link below and scroll down to the "Video: Sausage Attack" link for a laugh ...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,91538,00.html

Ballplayer Charged With Battery in 'Sausage Attack'

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MILWAUKEE — A member of the Pittsburgh Pirates (search) was booked for misdemeanor battery after hitting a woman with a baseball bat as she raced around the infield dressed as a sausage.

First baseman Randall Simon was released after the incident and later played in Wednesday's game against the Milwaukee Brewers (search). It is up to prosecutors to determine whether formal charges will be filed and a meeting between Simon and district attorney officials was set for Thursday.

In an event that's a fan favorite at Miller Park (search), four people in large sausage costumes race around the bases between the sixth and seventh innings at Brewers games.

Film of Wednesday night's race showed that when the group went past the Pirates' dugout, Simon made contact with the Italian sausage character -- portrayed by a 20-year-old Milwaukee woman -- hitting her from behind and causing her to tumble to the ground.

As she fell, a woman portraying a hot dog went down as well.

Deputy Inspector Sherry Warichak said both women were treated at the scene for scraped knees. Warichak said police interviewed the women but declined to release their names.

Simon drew boos from many of the fans when he was later used as a pinch-hitter in the seventh inning. He grounded out in a game Milwaukee won 2-1 in 12 innings.

Pirates outfielder Reggie Sanders said he thought the weight of the sausage costume contributed to the fall. "It maybe made it look worse than it was," Sanders said. "It was an unfortunate situation and, hopefully, it gets resolved."

Rick Schlessinger, the Brewers' executive vice president for business operations, said he felt Simon's "conduct is just unjustified."
 

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what an idiot. either was on crank or drunk. they will sue him for all kinds of damage now
 

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Well, Randal Simon is known for swinging at everything...
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Randal Simon - Newest member of the HIT IT POSSE!!
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Seriously though, This is BS. He barely even tapped the foam rubber head of the sausage and she fell down. BIG DEAL! The girl was probably laughing the whole time anyways. No harm, no foul.
 

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When I heard he was caught bangin' the sausage........I thought it was more like the Pee Wee herman thing.
Actually those mascots do look like a penis with ears though.
 

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Habsman <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Actually those mascots do look like a penis with ears though. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kind of like Ball Rashs avatar!!!
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My question is how are the kids gonna take it in Curacao?? Will they all be running around beating sausage in hopes to make the big leagues like their hero Randal?
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My question is how are the kids gonna take it in Curacao??

Word on the street is they're all polishing their weiners as we speak
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 8isenough:
Kind of like Ball Rashs avatar!!!
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Pretty much...but no one on the Pirates has pounded his sausage yet...as far as I know.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Word on the street is they're all polishing their weiners as we speak <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!!!
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Bump cuz this just gets funnier everytime I see it!!!
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Notice how the Bratwurst stops for a moment to look back at the fallen weiner then takes off to finish first!!! man oh man thats good stuff!
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I WAS DYING WHEN HE STOPPED TO GLANCE BACK
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ESPN WAS MAKING A JOKE IT SEEMED , MAN THEY WENT DOWN LIKE TWIGS
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Well the lady wearing the sausage costume did not press charges and Randall Simon already apologized.

[This message was edited by Red Sox on July 11, 2003 at 10:09 AM.]
 

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July 10, 2003
SportsLine.com wire reports


MILWAUKEE -- Pittsburgh Pirates first baseman Randall Simon will not face charges for hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers' sausage mascots with his bat during a game.

Prosecutors said Thursday they made the decision after reviewing tape of Wednesday night's game.

The women "were not interested in having him charged criminally" and did not believe Simon meant to hurt them, Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin said

Simon was cited by the sheriff's department for disorderly conduct and fined $432. He can contest the citation at a Sept. 3 hearing.

Simon maintains he did not deliberately try to knock down the female mascot.

"That wasn't my intention in my heart for that to happen," he said before Thursday's Brewers-Pirates game. "I was just trying to get a tap at the costume and for her to finish the race."

Simon said he hopes to apologize to the woman before he leaves Milwaukee.

"I thought at the moment they were trying to play with us. They were running right next to the players," he said. "I'm a fun player, and I've never hurt anyone in my life."
 

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I just watched the interview with the woman (sausage) that got hit with the bat and she is most definitely "hit it" material. Great legs. The only sausage I'm thinking about right now is my link going into her bun.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by soccerbob:
I just watched the interview with the woman (sausage) that got hit with the bat and she is most definitely "hit it" material. Great legs. The only sausage I'm thinking about right now is my link going into her bun.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL
 

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