Dolphins Pass-Rushing end David Bowens, injured changing light bulb

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David Bowens, a pass-rushing end expected to be part of the defensive line rotation, tore an anterior cruciate ligament in a knee earlier this week and likely is lost to the Miami Dolphins until at least November.

Harold Lewis, Bowens' agent, said Friday that his client injured a knee Monday when he jumped off a ladder and came down awkwardly after changing a light bulb in his house.

Bowens did not return calls.

Bowens, who turned 26 Thursday, still could return this season, because the tear was clean -- he did not damage any cartilage. Even so, it will cost him in a number of ways. After re-signing as a free agent, he had the chance to earn as much as $1 million in incentives this season. And he said recently that he felt completely healthy, after a series of injuries slowed him in 2002, and waseager to reward the team for sticking by him last season.
 

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CHANGING A LIGHT BULB

David is attempting to change a light bulb. He decides to call 911:

David: I need help changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

David: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

David: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

David: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

David: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

David: I got dizzy spinning the ladder around and fell and hurt myself.
 

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