http://www.msnbc.com/news/804062.asp?0cv=CB20
Whine of the Week = Klitzko? Are you fuking joking? The guy brought more heart to the ring that any heavyweight since the <young> Tyson days.
Whine of the week for wanting the champsionship with all his heart? What a joke - these writers should be <fired> for their glowing ineptitude.
Whine of the Week
Most of us have seen this guy before. He’s the one who picks a fight in a bar and gets in a couple of punches against a guy who is not only bigger but a better fighter. Just as the other guy is about to turn the smaller guy’s lights out, the bouncers step in, wrap both of them up, and stop it. Afterwards, the smaller guy rages about how he woulda moidered the bum if those blankety-blank bouncers hadn’t stopped it. And all his friends nod sagely and say, “Right.”
We wouldn’t call Vitali Klitschko a little guy, but he played the role Saturday when the ringside doctor stopped his fight against Lennox Lewis for the very good reason that Klitschko looked as if he’d fallen face-first into a food processor. One eyelid was so badly cut it drooped over his eye, making him blind on one side.
Lewis won on a sixth-round TKO, but Klitschko was leading on the scorecards at the time. Had the fight gone on, Klitschko would not have lasted a lot longer. Naturally, once he was saved by the doctor from being further diced, sliced, shredded, and chopped, Klitschko went into a rage about how he woulda moidered the bum if he had been allowed to continue.
“I can see very well,” Klitschko whined. “I don’t know why the doctor stopped the fight.”
He should have looked in a mirror. If he had any vision left at all, it would have been obvious.
Whine of the Week = Klitzko? Are you fuking joking? The guy brought more heart to the ring that any heavyweight since the <young> Tyson days.
Whine of the week for wanting the champsionship with all his heart? What a joke - these writers should be <fired> for their glowing ineptitude.
Whine of the Week
Most of us have seen this guy before. He’s the one who picks a fight in a bar and gets in a couple of punches against a guy who is not only bigger but a better fighter. Just as the other guy is about to turn the smaller guy’s lights out, the bouncers step in, wrap both of them up, and stop it. Afterwards, the smaller guy rages about how he woulda moidered the bum if those blankety-blank bouncers hadn’t stopped it. And all his friends nod sagely and say, “Right.”
We wouldn’t call Vitali Klitschko a little guy, but he played the role Saturday when the ringside doctor stopped his fight against Lennox Lewis for the very good reason that Klitschko looked as if he’d fallen face-first into a food processor. One eyelid was so badly cut it drooped over his eye, making him blind on one side.
Lewis won on a sixth-round TKO, but Klitschko was leading on the scorecards at the time. Had the fight gone on, Klitschko would not have lasted a lot longer. Naturally, once he was saved by the doctor from being further diced, sliced, shredded, and chopped, Klitschko went into a rage about how he woulda moidered the bum if he had been allowed to continue.
“I can see very well,” Klitschko whined. “I don’t know why the doctor stopped the fight.”
He should have looked in a mirror. If he had any vision left at all, it would have been obvious.
