Britney Spears = too controversial for clean-cut, image concious NFL, may be cut from Kick-Off ceremonies.

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

Britney Spears may be kicked off a concert to kick off the 2003 NFL season. So reports the New York Post's Page Six. "Spears could lose her plum headlining gig ... if she doesn't curtail her hard-partying ways, says our source,'' the paper said Monday. "We hear that the league has asked Spears to play a concert in Washington, D.C., in September to kick off the season. But because of a steady stream of sightings in Page Six of a tipsy Spears partying at Manhattan hot spots, the NFL is threatening to drop her from the lineup.''

buddyboy · Jun 12, 2003

maybe if she gets arrested outside a titty bar for DUI, domestic abuse, rape, drug charges, hidden weapons, resisting arrest, and sex with a minor the nfl will reconsider and let her appear next to her peers on the field.

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

DellDude · Jun 12, 2003

It's no big deal to me that she is a phucking whore. So are 99% of the celebrity bitches in California. But the fact she bragged about being a virgin is just too much.

She was probably popped at 12. And while I definitely would hit it, she's nothing special. I could go to the mall and find better than her easy.

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

tatehill2000 · Jun 12, 2003

Buddy,,,

you forgot, she needs to murder her chauffer, then blame it on her body guard,,,,
tehn she would fit right in
UGH,,,,
tater

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

linx · Jun 12, 2003

I rather have Madonna.Phuc the bitch

PatrickMcIrish · Jun 12, 2003

LMAO!!

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> I rather have Madonna.Phuc the bitch <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Well, if the NFL is concerned with "Image", i doubt Madonna would be the replacement..

Maybe Marie Osmond?

linx · Jun 12, 2003

You`re right

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

DickyW · Jun 12, 2003

UB
LOL, great stuff. Real fvcking pieces of work these NFL officials are. Ray Lewis helps cover up a double homicide and less then a year later he's doing the Superbowl shuffle.

max1234 · Jun 12, 2003

I heard Marie Osmond is a freak in the sack... the only problem doing her would be thinking you're doing Donny unless you doggie styled her. And any of you that don't want Brittany, PLEASE send her my way if you get the chance. 23, rich and with that body????? Anyone that says they wouldn't hit that is out of the H.I.P. on the spot.

UNcle B, would you or would you not hit that?

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

Thanks Dicky

Yeah, it is just one of the more absurd things from the NFL lately.. Bad image from Britney Spears...LOL

Unreal.

DickyW · Jun 12, 2003

Max
Anyone who denies wanting to hit Britany is not being honest with themselves. As for Marie I would hit her and make Donny watch as a payback for having to listen to their music growing up. My god "I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock n roll"

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> UNcle B, would you or would you not hit that? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Max,,,,surely you jest..

Would i HIT IT?????

[This message was edited by Uncle Butternutts on June 12, 2003 at 12:14 PM.]

UncleButternutts · Jun 12, 2003

"Bacteria wouldn't survive"

max1234 · Jun 12, 2003

Dickyw,

Anyone not admitting they'd hit her is gay. No other explanation for it. Hell, if she'd let me hit that I'd let them do a video and sell it. That way I'd have proof... "yeah, I hit that. Wanna see the pictures?" I'd put those on my Christmas cards just to impress the family. Dad would be so proud of me!!!!!!