DUMBEST CLERK EVER/DUMBEST PLAYER EVER (post your story)

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I forgot my password so I called up the book

The clerk told me to log onto my account and retrieve the password

ROTFLMAO
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[This message was edited by hamneggs on June 13, 2003 at 11:20 AM.]
 

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don't have a specific classic example but sportsbook.com clerks rank up there as the dumbest.
 

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I requested a payout of my deposit after approx 3 wagers @ a shop when their software fouled up and graded a bet wrong on me. The clerk says if i take a payout, i will forefit my bonus. To me that was pretty dumb. I am a mad customer requesting a payout. Like i care about a bonus
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I do not care for bonuses at all, so to me it was silly
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Ok, not such a great story, but all i could think of right now LOL.
 

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Lost $400 at a book because the supervisior, which was a lady, would not process me a payout any other way except Neteller because my last few deposits were via Neteller, even though other previous deposits had been from various methods. The reason I could not have a payout via Neteller is because my bank halted any more transactions to and from Neteller because of gambling association (I posted about this back then)........I could not get this through her thick head!
 

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Not sure this goes in this thread...


BUT...I will tell ya'll something I did once that when I was working in CR it is pretty damn funny...

I am sitting at my desk in my office...

Just so you can picture where I am.. I am in my own small little office, nothing fancy at all. My office looked very institutional like. I had this big office chair. You know the ones with the tall back. Well anyway the chair had lost a screw or something so it had become very unstable.

So I am sitting at my desk talking to a customer, and it seems like this conversation has just lasted forever. I can tell I am not getting off the phone anytime soon, so I decide to get comfortable. I sort of lean back and the chair is wobbly. I gain my balance. No biggy. But I keep think how badly I want to lean back in my chair and prop my feet on the desk.

As the conversation with this customer continues.. I decide to try it again. I lean back in my chair and SHIT! I am not joking I flip out of my chair and the phone flies. I am laughing so hard I am crying and I can’t stop. I finally get my breath and then have to explain this to the customer…. I think he feels bad for me cause all he keeps saying is are you ok …are you ok .. BUT I know he wanted to laugh.

DAMN I AM SO CLUMSY!
 

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I started reading your post and I had a question

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Just so you can picture where I am.. I am in my own small little office, nothing fancy at all. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What were you wearing?
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To Hache Man...what bank was this that stopped the neteller transactions? Are a lot of banks doing this now? I am new to netellet and want to start using it exclusively, how do I know my bank wont do the same to me? Starting to get real leery of doing any offshore gaming at all anymore
 

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Stick with your big books like Pinnacle, Grande, WWTS, RIO, etc.. and u will get paid

I still see these newbies walk in posting about joeblowsportsbook
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I think he feels bad for me cause all he keeps saying is are you ok …are you ok .. BUT I know he wanted to laugh.

DAMN I AM SO CLUMSY!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Laugh? You think he wanted to laugh? He hung up that phone & flopped around on the floor laughing harder than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls!!!!!
 

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hahahah-

I KNOW.. I was laughing my ass off he could have laughed as well
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angelle:
Not sure this goes in this thread...


BUT...I will tell ya'll something I did once that when I was working in CR it is pretty damn funny...

I am sitting at my desk in my office...

Just so you can picture where I am.. I am in my own small little office, nothing fancy at all. My office looked very institutional like. I had this big office chair. You know the ones with the tall back. Well anyway the chair had lost a screw or something so it had become very unstable.

So I am sitting at my desk talking to a customer, and it seems like this conversation has just lasted forever. I can tell I am not getting off the phone anytime soon, so I decide to get comfortable. I sort of lean back and the chair is wobbly. I gain my balance. No biggy. But I keep think how badly I want to lean back in my chair and prop my feet on the desk.

As the conversation with this customer continues.. I decide to try it again. I lean back in my chair and SHIT! I am not joking I flip out of my chair and the phone flies. I am laughing so hard I am crying and I can’t stop. I finally get my breath and then have to explain this to the customer…. I think he feels bad for me cause all he keeps saying is are you ok …are you ok .. BUT I know he wanted to laugh.

DAMN I AM SO CLUMSY!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YEP, that's a keeper
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Funny shit here. lol.. One time I called to get a problem on my account straight so the clerk says. Mr Cuban whats your password. So I tell her. IWANTABJ She says excuse me.I told her again. She hangs up on me..That dumb bitch..
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Rickyroma, to answer your question. Actually, I have been through 3 banks in my area that stopped using Neteller. I suppose it was word of mouth, Im not sure. The first 2 I argued with about it quite a bit trying to get them to justify how they could just stop using such, and thats when I was told because of gambling relations. Since, I have found another I use for Neteller every now and then, since I prefer other methods .
 

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Since we're breaking balls, you wouldn't believe how many players have no right placing bets.

Here is the best one I've heard of.

Player: What's the line on the Yankees?

Clerk: Yankees minus 200, 8 and half under 30.

Player: So.... is the points..... um... is it 8 or 30.

Clerk: The total is 8 1/2 under 30.

Player: Um yeah.... so is it 30 or 8? If I bet over, does it have to go over 8 or 30?

Clerk: 8

Player: Ok. What is the points?

Clerk: The TOTAL IS 8 1/2 UNDER 30!!!!!

Player: No, what is the bet that I can make with the points. The points line.

Clerk: Are you talking about the run line?

Player: Yes the points line.
 

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Careful.....or we'll start putting in dumbest customer stories...and they will blow these away!!!!

I understand the clerk/employee is SUPPOSED to know what he's doing so its a different story, but I've got some funny customer stories
 

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