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Well I am thinking of putting and ad in my local paper and try to get a date and get more balance in my life. Here is what i have please comment and lets make changes if something does not look right, you guys here are the experts with women not me.

single white male, 5-4, 267lbs, in pretty good shape, reddish hair, bald with only a little hair on my sides and long pony tail in back and beard, 36 years old, 2.4 inches and cut, professional. I am looking for a long term relationship with a sweet, down to earth great looking woman with a good body, race is unimportant between the ages of 22-67. Good family qualities are important, my hobbies are gambling and collecting poker chips.I want a woman with varied interests and is open minded and loose. I am a little shy at times. If you want the guy of your dreams with lots of romance and fun lets talk, please write me back,

thanks jj


Guys how is my ad, will it work???
 

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5-4 267 pounds pretty good shape

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[This message was edited by RPM on May 21, 2003 at 08:07 PM.]
 

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well I do carry it well, guys if you saw me you would not think i was that weight. Yes I have somewhat of a belly and bubble buy but I am muscular too
 

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jay edit your words a little shorter, screen is too wide now, thanks
 

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Hey Jay,

Hows the real world treating ya?

P.S. EDIT that last POST PLEASE.....
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JJ earlier you stated you were 5/11 190 then it was 180? Now its this?
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Whats the deal
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> 5-4, 267lbs, in pretty good shape <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


dont let it be said you arent funny jj...lol
 

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Journeyman was trying to impress you in that thread because you are probably chiseled out of stone and i am not. I am short and stocky like a bull though and in decent shape.

Good Luck guy and I knew you did not buy my 5-11 180 thing, seemed to good for a posting degenerate like me.

I bet you knew I was built like a 2x4 and were just showing class. Good Job
 

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I did once 3 years ago have a date with a woman 61 yrs old but my parents got pissed off and said i should date younger chickens, so I dumped her.

What are my chances with this ad attracting someone gorgeous woman and with a great body, since this is a gambling board lets start playing with some odds.

I say my chances of hooking up with this ad is (+157)
 

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It doesn`t matter WTF a guy looks like , I`m convinced!

I will be theorizing on this later...JJ I have worked out since I was 16...

I really don`t think its helped me EVER
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I have a new theory on this all
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JJ

Try the penpals oversees. I know a few guys who did that.
Of course one is already cheating on him.
 

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I set you up with two women earlier this year and you shut them out.
 

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