(SNIFFING PAINT)

BOYS I KNOW I LIKE TO KID YOU GUYS ABOUT BEING BRAINDEAD AND I AM CONVINCED HALF THIS FORUM IS BUT I MUST TELL YOU AFTER TODAY I DEFINITLY LOST OVER 2000 BRAIN CELLS.HAS ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM BESIDES DENNIS THE DUNCE EVER SNIFFED PAINT THE REASON WHY I AM ASKING IS BECAUSE TODAY I HAD TO POLYURATHANE 2 FLOORS.BOYS I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD ALL THE WINDOWS OPEN AND IT WAS A COOL DAY HERE IN BOSTON AND I STILL FELT LIGHT HEADED AND HIGH AS A KITE.I CAN SEE HOW SOMEBODY COULD BECOME BRAINDEAD IF THE SNIFF THESE FUMES TO OFTEN I CANT SLEEP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT I DO I CAN STILL SMELL THE STUFF ON MY BODY AND HANDS.MY THROAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME ALLDAY I WONDER IF MAYBE I SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN SMOKING A CIGAR WHILE I WORKED.I KNEW THE SH-T WAS DANGEROUS BUT IT NEVER BOTHERED ME WHEN I WAS IN MY 20S AND 30S NOW THAT I AM 43 IT KILLS ME.I FEEL FOR YOU POOR BASTARDS IN THIS FORUM LIKE DENNIS THE DUNCE WHO LIVE ON PAINT FUMES TO GET HIGH AND THEN COME INTO THE PRESCRIPTION AND STUTTER YOUR WORDS DENNIS I FEEL YOUR PAIN GOOD BUDDY I KNOW NOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE HIGH ON PAINT FUMES AND I DONT LIKE IT.

DENNIS FOR YOUR 22 BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR I AM GOING TO GET YOU A NICE BIG CAN OF YELLOW SPRAY PAINT AND A NEW BROWN BAG ENJOY.