PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL

boys today i went to open my mail and i had a very disturbing letter the post mark on the envelope said personal and confidential.the last time i recieved a letter with this written on it it was 1978 i was a junior in high school and the school nurse wrote me a letter to come into the medical department and have a check up for venereal disease my mother said jim are you o.k. back then i thought i was dead if i had any disease no ma im allright.so you could imagine the shock i got today when a letter arrived at my home and in big letters says PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL i should sue the bastards who sent this to me.well after i drank 2 coronas with extra limes i worked up the nerve to open up this letter WHAT THE F-CK IT WAS A LETTER FROM BET 365 TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT MAN THIS COMPANY HAS A LOT OF BALLS DONT THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO PEOPLE.this is one screwed up company i played with them before i sent them a dime i played for 2 days i said man this is a tough book to read there lines i called them and yelled what the f-ck is going on in your sportsbook i cant read your frigging lines the manager says sorry cool hand your in the european section not the american man these guys are whack jobs i cant read there lines no wonder why i lost.HERES ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW UNORGANIZED THEY ARE TODAY THEY LEFT A NUMBER TO CALL CAN SOMEBODY TRANSLATE THIS PHONE NUMBER I DONT HAVE A CLUE THIS IS THE ACTUAL # +44(0)1782 408123 WHAT THE F-CK IS THIS I DONT HAVE A CLUE.I MIGHT THROW THESE GUYS A BONE IF I COULD UNDERSTAND THERE WRITING I AM LOST WHEN I LOG INTO THIS COMPANY.

IF YOU EVER GET A LETTER IN THE MAIL THAT SAYS PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL ALWAYS HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS BECAUSE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 IT WILL BE BAD NEWS.cool hand JIM (take k.c. royals tonight) /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

the real question is did you get a positve result on the VD?

where do you keep your money, under the fvcking matress, every bank statement i get has personal and confidential on it?

WTF is going on with you j.? Hope kc hit for us tonight so you can compensate your fade followers for a huge loss last night.



ALWAYS SEND YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY OFFSHORE TO COOL HAND J.'S FILTHY RICH BOOKMAKER, /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif YOU DEADBEATS, THAT'S HOW YOU CAN BE 100% SURE HE LL BE ABLE TO FORK UP THE MONEYS TO PAY YOU.
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That's a UK phone number /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

There is NO doubt. Cool Hand Jim is by FAR the funniest poster on the Rx!

Fake, made up, real guy..whatever. These post are PRICELESS. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Cornas with extra lime! What a homo. Why did I not peg you for a corona and extra lime man. I can picture you now sitting in front of the TV sipping your beer with XTRA LIME watching Ally Mcbeal fingering your fart box.

lol.....

.........eeewwwwwwwwwww !!

Jim never made a phone call out of the Boston area, hence the confusion.

To try and explain a "country code" to jim is like explaining rocket science to a dyslexic 3rd grader with one eye.

Shit, Jim has probably never even LEFT the Boston area.

The visual of that last statement is priceless!! Does anyone have a picture of CHJ.. Matching a face to the persona would do great justice!

Visual please

HAHAHA, theres some good **** buried in years pasts threads....

Fukin Classic

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