(STEROIDS WHO ME)

i want to speak up for my fellow baseball players i am nomar garciapara.why would you suspect me of taking steroids when i was a rookie coming into this league i weighed 165 pounds i hit 3 home runs and led the east coast league playing for the pawtucket red sox in doubles i was a singles hitter a small short stop just trying to make it to the bigs.look at me now im built like lou ferigno i weigh 195 pure muscle i whack 40 homers a year i bat in 125 runs a year oh shit i just tore a muscle writing this letter but READ MY LIPS I DONT USE STEROIDS I JUST WORK OUT A LOT /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif NO REALLY IT IS POSSIBLE TO PUT ON MASSIVE BODY MUSCLE AS YOUR AGE INCREASES I STARTED WORKING OUT WITH SAMMY SOSA AND BARRY BONDS.it wasnt to long ago barry bonds weighed 192 his rookie year today hes rock solid and weighs 232 pounds i dont think hes getting this strong eating the diet sick gambler told us about 3 eggs,bacon sausage,home fries barry said i dont do steroids i just work out with sammy sosa.i made a small list of my steroid freaks feel free to add others.

nomar garciapara/ rookie year weight 165 today 195
barry bonds rookie year weight 192 today 232
mark maguire rookie year 195 last year played 240
sammy sosa rookie year 175 today 215
jason giambi rookie year 185 today 220
brett boone rookie year 180 today 215 scouting report on brett boone hes a light hitter wont make it in the bigs i dont do roids /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Canseco, Gant, Dykstra...they were some of the "pioneers" /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

your right i never even thought about a few years back gant was huge he used the old line i worked hard in the off season.a sure indication your on steroids are these muscle tears you get and then your on the dl for 3 months.i used nomar as an example because hes a local guy and i remember the media saying nomar was a good contact hitter with not much power when ha first joined the red sox boy were the scouts wrong now hes a big guy with a ton of power.he tore that muscle in his shoulder last year i wonder if that was because he was so tight the muscle just snapped he missed almost the entire season.I FEEL SORRY FOR HIS FUTURE BRIDE MIA HAMM SHE LOOKS AT THIS HUGE GUY THEN SHE REALIZES HE DOESNT HAVE ANY TESTOSTERONE LEFT AND HIS JOHNSON HAS SHRUNK TO 3 INCHES HOW WILL SHE HAVE SEX.COOL HAND JIM

ALWAYS GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS EVEN IF YOUR NOT CATHOLIC /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

so many 8 and 9 batters can switch hit and take it opposite for a HR. but this is what the fans want to see, thats why the MLB will probably brush this (the steriod issue) under the rug.

Who cares if they're taking steriods. Major League baseball has bigger problems than this. The last thing they need is to ban steriods. You do that and these anti-drug nuts will take over. They already ruined the Olympics when they STOLE the gold medal from that 65 pound Russian gymnast for taking an aspirin.

That's just a preview of what to expect if MLB starts testing players.

aahh yes, the good ol days:toast:

jason giambi rookie year 185 today 220
brett boone rookie year 180 today 215 scouting report on brett boone hes a light hitter wont make it in the bigs i dont do roids

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Hilarious, this was written over THREE years ago!!!

Steroids.. Im looking for some before I go to RX Bash

No palmy here, but funny it was bumped yesterday, after 3 years.

anyone got the juice hookup during the pre-bash festivities? i'm lookin to get some 'roid rage and beat some bitch senseless. anyone else down?

dsethi said:

anyone got the juice hookup during the pre-bash festivities? i'm lookin to get some 'roid rage and beat some bitch senseless. anyone else down?

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Im down.

I need to get an online prescription from an online docter?