Top Ten Things you Can Say Now That you've Won A Gold Medal......cortesy of LETTERMAN.
10. "Thinking soccer ball was Letterman's head made it more fun to kick."
Heather O'Reilly
9. "I'm saving on my gold medal insurance thanks to Geico!"
Lindsay Tarpley
8. "Now that the Olympics are over, it will be fun to use our hands again."
Cat Reddick
7. "I swiped a couple of miniature bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriott."
Brianna Scurry
6. "We tested positive for being 18 really hot soccer babes."
Abby Wambach
5. "I regularly go to McDonald's to satisfy my Olympic-sized appetite. I just made $10,000 for saying that."
Kristine Lilly
4. "It was such an honor to play in front of dozens and dozens of crazed fans."
Joy Fawcett
3. "Thank goodness I won this thing--on the way to the theater my medal stopped two bullets."
Julie Foudy
2. "I'm pleased to announce that I'm now Mrs. Bob Costas."
Brandi Chastain
1. "It's pretty clear who wears the pants in the faminly now, huh Nomar?"
Mia Hamm
10. "Thinking soccer ball was Letterman's head made it more fun to kick."
Heather O'Reilly
9. "I'm saving on my gold medal insurance thanks to Geico!"
Lindsay Tarpley
8. "Now that the Olympics are over, it will be fun to use our hands again."
Cat Reddick
7. "I swiped a couple of miniature bottles of shampoo from the Athens Marriott."
Brianna Scurry
6. "We tested positive for being 18 really hot soccer babes."
Abby Wambach
5. "I regularly go to McDonald's to satisfy my Olympic-sized appetite. I just made $10,000 for saying that."
Kristine Lilly
4. "It was such an honor to play in front of dozens and dozens of crazed fans."
Joy Fawcett
3. "Thank goodness I won this thing--on the way to the theater my medal stopped two bullets."
Julie Foudy
2. "I'm pleased to announce that I'm now Mrs. Bob Costas."
Brandi Chastain
1. "It's pretty clear who wears the pants in the faminly now, huh Nomar?"
Mia Hamm