> >Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her
grandma to know.
> >
> >
> > One day, the police raided a whole group of
prostitutes at a sex party
>in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
> > The police took them outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along
>the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
and saw her
>granddaughter.
> >
> >
> > Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line
here, dear?"
> >
> >
> > Not willing to let her grandmother know the
truth, Lulu told her
>grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was
>just lining up for some.
> >
> >
> > "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think
I'll get some for
>myself,"Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back
of the line.
> >
> >
> > A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of
>the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was
bewildered and exclaimed,
>"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do
it?"
> >
> >
> > Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just
take my dentures out,
>rip the skin back and suck them dry."
> >
> >
> > The policeman fainted!
grandma to know.
> >
> >
> > One day, the police raided a whole group of
prostitutes at a sex party
>in a hotel, and Lulu was among them.
> > The police took them outside and had all the
prostitutes line up along
>the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
and saw her
>granddaughter.
> >
> >
> > Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line
here, dear?"
> >
> >
> > Not willing to let her grandmother know the
truth, Lulu told her
>grandmother that the policemen were passing out
free oranges and she was
>just lining up for some.
> >
> >
> > "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think
I'll get some for
>myself,"Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back
of the line.
> >
> >
> > A policeman was going down the line asking for
information from all of
>the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was
bewildered and exclaimed,
>"Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do
it?"
> >
> >
> > Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just
take my dentures out,
>rip the skin back and suck them dry."
> >
> >
> > The policeman fainted!