HOW LONG YOU CAN WALK WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK???

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hey newbie boy, what the hell was so funny about that? Geez, I thought that Borat was not funny???

Is that the best you've got??
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I can't believe you just made me waste 18 seconds of my life newbie boy..
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it's always 3 meters or 4 meters, and I tried 4 times. Maybe I am not doing it right newbie boy, but I have to step out for the day this second, and when I get back, I will try it again, but for now newbie boy, I must admit, that was a huge waste of time..

Sorry newbie, but i rate that a 1 on 10.
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Im still going. sick gambler you are a jerk sometimes. What you means I am not funny.

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Borat is with three students, two rather loud, drunken, males and a quiet female. They are outside a pub)

Borat - ...and you won't forget me?

Students - No way. No no.

Student 1 - I am going to tell everyone!

Borat - Borat, like Barry.

Student 1 - What is your name anyway?

Borat - Borat, like Barry.

(Student 1 shakes Borat's hand)

Borat - Borat, like Barry. But people call me Steve.

Student 1 - Ok Steve.

Borat - People call me Steve.

Student 1 - Can I call you Brian?

(Everyone is quiet for a couple of seconds then fall about laughing for 3 or 4 seconds)

Borat - Why?

Student 1 - I don't know

(More laughter)

Borat - Why?

Student 1 - No reason really.

Borat - In Kazakhstan there was Englishman he called me Steve.

Student 1 - Yeah?

Borat - Today I look for Steve, there is one Steve here, one Steve there. All Steves.

(More laughter mainly from Student 1 and Borat. The girl looks on not finding it quite as funny)


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(Borat is in front of the mess from a party which has now finished)

Borat - So today we met the most intelligent people in Britain. In one day at Cambridge I had more fun than six years at Almaarti University. And the best thing of all Government pay for this! We have lots of lessons to learn.
 

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Had the same problem as Sick when I started....only 3 or 4 meters...

after a huge case of roadrash I got the mouse figured out better and got him 37 meters before falling on his face....
 

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