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I was out biking last night as I often do in the early evening when I came upon this masculine looking woman...

From afar it appeared it was some dude, she had to have had 16 inch arms even
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I passed her and she gave me that look, I was thinking to myself WTF...but kept riding, I almost felt offended but she was a female LoL..so I didn't think much more about and kept riding down the road....then on my way back I stop at this convenience store for a Gatorade and sure enough my lesbian butch friend is right there exiting the store
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..she freaking winked at me
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.... So now its even more obvious to me, she is sortive hitting on me in a round about way, she had a really husky voice too, hair braided like Ben Wallace
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...Well I walk out of the store get back on my bike and she says to me "Homedog, where ya headed"...yes she really called me homedog
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..I just laughed as if I wasn't sure what she was saying...

Left me feeling violated
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If you're being hit on by a butch lesbian lol, what does that make you?

I cannot figure out if this is a violation of the heterosexual laws or not...not that there's anything wrong with butch lesbians but...
 

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Don't feel bad Journey, I got a letter from Out magazine asking me to subscribe. Thankfully I also got a solicitation from Playboy at the same time. I still don't think that evens it out. LOL
 

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You sure you werent in your bedroom chatting with some 160LB fat chick??


This brings up an interesting point. How fat is too fat for a woman? The old rule used to be 5 pounds per inch over 5 foot tall added to 100 pounds. But that number was for younger girls.

I would say that if the woman is over 140, then she had better be over 5 foot 6 or she had better suck dick pretty well AND SWALLOW!!

For that matter, if any of you guys has a girl who doesnt swallow, then throw her to the porch!

How big is too big for you guys?
 

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You guys could have roid raged forever ...

it could have been a juiced up version of Ron and Nancy
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I like em lean...

I would rather have a girl with little chest than excess cargo all over the place....

140 and up , well some girls are big and still built, just big all over...

Fat bottom girls anyone?
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
I was out biking last night as I often do in the early evening when I came upon this masculine looking woman...



Left me feeling violated
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are you 100% SURE you did not run into Lander Jman???
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> like em lean...

I would rather have a girl with little chest than excess cargo all over the place....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh yea. .its all about the legs and nice tummy, the more toned the better. if her chest is really that small just wear a really hot looking top or bra and leave it on.
 

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J-man when you got off the bike were your shorts tucked up your ass? therefore exposing what could be thought of as a cameltoe?
 

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Journeyman, dude, you have to shave your legs, then you won't be mistaken for a sexy lesbian :
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Any minute now, Identity will surely pop in a thread titled "So I was out biking it last night when I see....."


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by -SLIM-:
Any minute now, Identity will surely pop in a thread titled "So I was out biking it last night when I see....."


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..funny stuff SLIM..
 

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