People and other things that ANNOY you?

Fishhead · Jul 12, 2004

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

Slow-pays from sportsbooks

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

Computor pop-ups.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a freaking cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

Constipation, and/or hemmorriods.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

Hangovers

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

Cold weather

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

Lander, Dante, and Kiss1.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *sshole, you frigging pulled me over.

Taxes

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

Liars

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

The Yankees, Vikings and a high percentage of their fans.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here * sshole!

Smoke in a casino and anyplace for that matter.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy.

PanchoSanza · Jul 12, 2004

Froggy annoys me.

Fishhead · Jul 12, 2004

Maybe my #1 annoyance of all-time...........cashiers who lick their fingers to grab MY bills!!

Please, I can do without the saliva, thanks!

Dante · Jul 12, 2004

things that annoy me in order of importance

1.Fishhead
2.Fishhead
3.Fishhead
4.Fishhead
5.Fishhead

and then there is Fishhead

other then that im A. O K

Fishhead · Jul 12, 2004

Thanks for the compliment paperboy.

RobFunk · Jul 12, 2004

#1 annoyance:Girls who like to call me all the time and are willing to talk for hours but never want to hang out. Then they want to know why I stop picking up the phone for them via email or something. . .Really, I wouldnt call a girl all the time if i was'nt interested in doing something with her. I do not understand this hair brained thinking. It drives me nuts.

#2 annoyance:people who post plays without any insight or records. I'm so sick of this gay ass crap. posting 8 plays then coming back 2 days later with 6 more plays, with nothing to say other than MILW,CHN,METS,NYY. those posts are incredibly worthless.

DavidMatthews · Jul 12, 2004

Doesn't really annoy me, but I think it's ridiculous when I go to 24-Hour Fitness and I see people driving around in the parking lot for 10 minutes to get a parking spot close to the entrance.

TheGeneral+ · Jul 12, 2004

Relentless shills do the trick.

RobFunk · Jul 12, 2004

how about when you are sharing dip or ketchup and someone takes a bite out of a quesidala or a fry and then sticks it back into the dip? wow that is gross man

JudgeWapner · Jul 12, 2004

Holding a door open for someone and not recieving either a thank you or a tip.Too many times in my life I've had to shout "your f*cking welcome!!!!!"

RobFunk · Jul 12, 2004

how about people who wake up in the morning, theyre all funky. they dont have time for a shower so they just cake on some deoderant, acting like its going to make them all clean and fresh.

sickgambler · Jul 12, 2004

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how about people who wake up in the morning, theyre all funky. they dont have time for a shower so they just cake on some deoderant, acting like its going to make them all clean and fresh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HEY ROBBIE BOY, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU MENTIONING ME LIKE THAT.

RobFunk · Jul 12, 2004

I take it back then sick. I can't say anything bad about you anymore. Cake away, use the green stick kind and everything. Sometimes you gotta hop on DB in a hurry for CFB saturday after being out all night friday you wake up late. You don't want to stink so bad it hurts your ability to toggle through the different windows.

Dante · Jul 12, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by FISHHEAD:
Thanks for the compliment paperboy.

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YOU ARE WELCOME

Mr fish fry guy

Railbird · Jul 12, 2004

People that drive fast so they can wait at a red light. people who have earrings in their belly button. cell phones on the golf course. people that say Im jinking their game when I tell them they have a winner.

Presentations at fancy restraunts, Its bad enough that Im over paying 20 bucks for the dinner, but I dont like it ruined by some moronic presentaion sauce spilled all over my food.

sickgambler · Jul 12, 2004

ok boys, and you will all agree with me..

When I am at a red light in the first lane waiting behind a car, who is supposedly going straight.. Then out of nowhere, after the light turns green, SHE puts on her signal that she is going left.

Then I am swearing left and right at her or him, and they are swearing at me calling me an as shole. WTF is that?? Why do they do this for? Why don't they put their flasher on before it, why wait till it turns green for? Then they think I am the one that is in the wrong,and they have NO IDEA why i am yelling for...

JaspersLaw · Jul 12, 2004

People that pause for a long time between each word when they are speaking.

ChiliPalmer · Jul 12, 2004

1.People who camp out at a stop sign when clearly nobody is coming and they can go.

2. People who drive slow in the fast lane.

3. Smokers

4. People who talk a lot of junk but when you see them they want to smile and grin in your face like everthing is fine. Grow some balls.

5. All Red Sox fans.

6. People in customer service jobs with bad attitudes. I understand working with the public can be a drag, but don't treat every customer like they are the enemy.

7. People who say one thing and do another.

8. All Tenn fans.

9. Bible thumpers. I believe in God, but must you turn every conversation into religion.

10. Racist.

DarrylParsons · Jul 12, 2004

1. Fat people who insist on tasting everyone's food at dinner -- I mean why the hell don't you just order a sampler plate!?

2. Fat people who pretend they're not fat.

3. Fat people who say they don't eat much -- just metabolism

4. Feminists

5. Aggressive women who, with their "well meaning" not-asked-for advice, give you a forced choice -- either agree with them (which just wastes time) or expend unnecessary energy proving they're full of shit -- effectively giving free psychological services.

6. Women who think that just because you are carrying a small child you give a crap about what they have to say.

7. Anyone who expects more attention and/or favors than what they themselves are willing to give.

8. Impolite people

9. Squeegee guys who don't ask if you want your windshield wiped and then expect a tip

10. Telemarketers

lander · Jul 12, 2004

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Lander, Dante, and Kiss1.
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1. Doctors that don't check their email

ahem .. Ken

2. Eastern European books that cancel my wagers well after I beat them by hours to the steam, and claim "bad line" when if fact it was anything but bad (at the time : the Froggy Rule, now that I think about it)
3. Nascar fans
4. Gay advances by Dante in the Board Room
5. Dickys wife nagging me to cuddle