Top Ten Ways To Make The All-Star Game More Exciting
10. Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's "what up gangsta"
9. Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd execute 'em
8. Two words: monkey umpires
7. Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven bucks an hour
6. Nine starters, eight uniforms
5. Seventh inning players' wife-swap
4. One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Expos in 2005
3. Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno
2. Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing supplements...oh wait, they already do that
1. Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked bud selig
10. Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's "what up gangsta"
9. Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd execute 'em
8. Two words: monkey umpires
7. Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven bucks an hour
6. Nine starters, eight uniforms
5. Seventh inning players' wife-swap
4. One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Expos in 2005
3. Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno
2. Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing supplements...oh wait, they already do that
1. Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked bud selig
