Top 10 Things "You hope you don't hear at The RX Bash......"

bucsfan67 · Aug 6, 2004

10. No Dante, I don't care what your travel agent said, you can't park your bike next to the craps table....

9. Man, Fish just hit 'em AGAIN on the slots, the price of the buffett went up again...

8. "I'm sorry Identity, I SWEAR this has never happened to me before, it's probably the alcohol"..

7. "No sir, i'm sorry, casino policy only allows me to announce birthdays, and anniversaries, i am not allowed to say "any of you mf'ers that wanted a piece of Panther, get your asses down to the lobby" on the p.a system sir.....

6. Yes General, they DO have a right to ask you to leave for telling the pit-boss to "drop and give you 20"...

5. No Bucsfan, as i told you before, telling the cocktail waitress that you are a part-time mod will NOT impress her....

4. No sir, I am not a jealous basher, and i DO have a life....I am not bashing you, and am not envious, i DO NOT have a grudge against you, and am not attacking you....I simply don't have a reservation for a CO-CAPTAIN.....

3. I sure wish Journeyman had been here, I'm sure HE would have lasted more than 3 minutes, asshole.....

2. Tell the guy in the Chris Moneymaker sunglasses to quit raising me..."oh i'm sorry, didnt know that was you Winkyduck..."...

1. WOW, just imagine, i went to bed with "the Shrink" , and i woke up with Scarlet Fever....

Journeyman · Aug 6, 2004

blueedwards · Aug 6, 2004

11) sure panther, i can set you up with my local. how much of a limit do you need my friend?

Journeyman · Aug 6, 2004

You may catch "Kodiak" checking his name tag just to make sure he remembers who he is....

'Big Bear' likes to tell people in Vegas he has an Elvis act on the side

Journeyman · Aug 6, 2004

12) "I don't care if your from Bostom and your name is 'BeanTownJim' you cannot have your money back once the wheel stops" !

bucsfan67 · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
12) "I don't care if your from Bostom and your name is 'BeanTownJim' you cannot have your money back once the wheel stops" ! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

RPM · Aug 6, 2004

THE NUMBER ONE THING I DONT WANT TO HEAR.....

"HI, IM FRED NORRIS"

blueedwards · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by RPM:
THE NUMBER ONE THING I DONT WANT TO HEAR.....

"HI, IM FRED NORRIS" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

rpm, i can think of a statement worse than that:

"hi, i am mr. kennedy".

winkyduck · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by bucsfan67:

2. Tell the guy in the Chris Moneymaker sunglasses to quit raising me..."oh i'm sorry, didnt know that was you Winkyduck..."...

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for the record - iwasn't wearing sunglasses last year at the poker tourney

actually - the #1 thing you iwll NEVER hear is:

There goes Shrink - the sexiest man alive!

Dante · Aug 6, 2004

number 15 that you do not want to hear

Excuse me MR Shrink, Your credit is no longer good at the Nugget we must ask you to leave immediately

Dante · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>7. "No sir, i'm sorry, casino policy only allows me to announce birthdays, and anniversaries, i am not allowed to say "any of you mf'ers that wanted a piece of Panther, get your asses down to the lobby" on the p.a system sir.....
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dante · Aug 6, 2004

Number 16 that you do not want to hear

As your checking in to the hotel .....Im telling you my name is Judge Wapner and my buddies name is Costa rician MOUTH!! now just check me into my room!...look again I am not 90 years old!!

bucsfan67 · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dante:

number 15 that you do not want to hear

Excuse me MR Shrink, Your credit is no longer good at the Nugget we must ask you to leave immediately

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That would be a shocker...

LineTamer+ · Aug 6, 2004

---Sorry Sick Gambler, we have have a 3 trip limit to the buffet tonight. And no you do not get a refund because the ice cream machine is broke.

---Who the hell is Borat Sagdiyev and where the f**k is Kazakhstan?

Journeyman · Aug 6, 2004

I wonder if Sick will show any men his weiner in Vegas? The guy is fixated on that thing more than your average man.. IMO

bucsfan67 · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by LineTamer:
---Sorry Sick Gambler, we have have a 3 trip limit to the buffet tonight. And no you do not get a refund because the ice cream machine is broke.

---Who the hell is Borat Sagdiyev and where the f**k is Kazakhstan? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

miked429 · Aug 6, 2004

"my asshole is swollen to rail"......lander

panther · Aug 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by blue edwards:
11) sure panther, i can set you up with my local. how much of a limit do you need my friend? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that is one thing that will not happen

panther

THE SHRINK · Aug 6, 2004

And the NUMBER 1A thing that I don't want to hear at the bash,

"HEY SHRINK...THIS IS YOUR PAL WINKYDUCK...

CAN YOU PUHLLLLLEEEEEZZZZZEE HELP ME FIND AN ESCORT SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME ALONE TO THE BASH?"

sickgambler · Aug 6, 2004

79 MORE HRS BABY!!! IN 79 HRS, I WILL BE BOARDING THE PLANE TO VEGAS TO MEET ALL YOU DEADBEATS..

VEGAS BABY!!!!!!!!! VEGAS..

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