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10- MONEY

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8- PERCODAN

7- SUN GLASSES

6- SHOT GUN

5- LAPTOP

4- PERCODAN

3- CREDIT CARD

2- BODY GUARD

1- PERCODAN

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im worried that "change of underwear" didnt make that list...
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Lander, can we keep that in the rubber room please....

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Tylenol extra strength for me
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,maybe a thick skin also
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Do people really still wear underwear Buc?

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Only if they are careful about sh-t stains possibly getting on there pants and about not wanting the head of their c-ck showing though their pants ....

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I was wondering the same thing Dante...best I can imagine is its some sort of pain killer????
 

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EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT PERCODAN

What is the most important information I should know about Percodan?
• Do not stop taking Percodan suddenly if you have been taking it continuously for more than 5 to 7 days. Stopping suddenly could cause withdrawal symptoms and make you very uncomfortable. Your doctor may want to gradually reduce your dose.
• Avoid alcohol while taking Percodan. Alcohol may increase the drowsiness and dizziness caused by Percodan and could be dangerous. Also, alcohol increases the risk of stomach bleeding when you are taking a medication that contains aspirin.
• Also avoid sleeping pills, tranquilizers, sedatives, and antihistamines except under the supervision of your doctor. These medicines also may cause dangerous sedation.
• Oxycodone may also cause constipation. Drink plenty of water (six to eight full glasses a day) to lessen this side effect. Increasing the amount of fiber in your diet can also help to alleviate constipation.
• Never take more Percodan than is prescribed for you. If your pain is not being adequately treated, talk to your doctor.
• Avoid other over-the-counter and prescription products that contain aspirin. Too much aspirin could be dangerous. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist before taking any over-the-counter preparations.



What is Percodan?
• Oxycodone (related to codeine) is in a class of drugs called narcotic analgesics. It relieves pain.
• Aspirin is a less potent pain reliever, as well as an anti-inflammatory and a fever reducer. Aspirin increases the effects of oxycodone.
• The combination, aspirin and oxycodone, is used to treat moderate-to-severe pain.
• Percodan may also be used for purposes other than those listed in this medication guide.



Who should not take Percodan?
• Oxycodone is habit forming and should be used only under close supervision if you have an alcohol or drug addiction.
• Before taking this medication, tell your doctor if you
· drink more than three alcoholic drinks per day;
· have kidney disease;
· have liver disease;
· have asthma;
· have urinary retention;
· have an enlarged prostate;
· have hypothyroidism;
· have a stomach ulcer;
· have a coagulation (bleeding) disorder;
· have congestive heart failure, high blood pressure, or another heart disease;
· have fluid retention;
· have seizures or epilepsy;
· have gallbladder disease;
· have a head injury; or
· have Addison's disease.
• You may not be able to take Percodan, or you may require a dosage adjustment or special monitoring during treatment if you have any of the conditions listed above.
• Oxycodone may cause addiction and withdrawal symptoms as well as other harmful effects in an unborn baby. Do not take Percodan without first talking to your doctor if you are pregnant.
• Oxycodone may also cause addiction and withdrawal symptoms in a nursing baby. Do not take Percodan without first talking to your doctor if you are breast-feeding a baby.
• If you are older than 60 years of age, you may be more likely to experience side effects from Percodan therapy. Use extra caution.
• This drug has not been approved for use by children. Also, do not use any drug that contains aspirin to treat a child or teenager who has a fever, flu symptoms, or chicken pox without first talking to a doctor. In children younger than 18 years of age, aspirin may increase the risk of Reye's syndrome, a rare but often fatal condition.



How should I take Percodan?
• Take Percodan exactly as directed by your doctor. If you do not understand these directions, ask your pharmacist, nurse, or doctor to explain them to you.
• Take each dose with a full glass of water.
• Take Percodan with food or milk if it upsets your stomach.
• Never take more of this medication than is prescribed for you. Too much Percodan could be very harmful.
• Do not stop taking Percodan suddenly if you have been taking it continuously for more than 5 to 7 days. Stopping suddenly could cause withdrawal symptoms and make you feel uncomfortable. Your doctor may want to gradually reduce your dose.
• Increase the amount of fiber and water (six to eight full glasses) in your diet to prevent constipation.
• Do not share this medication with anyone else.
• Do not take this drug if it begins to smell strongly of vinegar. This smell means that the aspirin is beginning to break down.
• Store Percodan at room temperature away from moisture and heat.



What happens if I miss a dose?
• Take the missed dose as soon as you remember. Do not take a double dose of this medication. Wait the prescribed amount of time before taking your next dose.



What happens if I overdose?
• Seek emergency medical attention.
• Symptoms of an Percodan overdose include slow breathing, seizures, dizziness, weakness, loss of consciousness, coma, confusion, tiredness, cold and clammy skin, small pupils, ringing in your ears, nausea, vomiting, and sweating.



What should I avoid while taking Percodan?
• Avoid alcohol while taking Percodan. Alcohol may increase the drowsiness and dizziness caused by Percodan and could be dangerous. Also, alcohol increases the risk of stomach bleeding when you are taking a medication that contains aspirin.
• Also avoid sleeping pills, tranquilizers, sedatives, and antihistamines except under the supervision of your doctor. These medicines also may cause dangerous sedation.
• Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Oxycodone may cause drowsiness. If you experience drowsiness, avoid these activities.



What are the possible side effects of Percodan?
• If you experience any of the following serious side effects, stop taking Percodan and seek emergency medical attention:
· an allergic reaction (difficulty breathing; closing of your throat; swelling of your lips, tongue, or face; or hives);
· slow, weak breathing;
· seizures;
· cold, clammy skin;
· severe weakness or dizziness;
· unconsciousness;
· yellowing of the skin or eyes;
· unusual fatigue;
· bleeding or bruising; or
· black, bloody, or tarry stools or blood in the urine or vomit.
• Other, less serious side effects may be more likely to occur. Continue to take oxycodone and talk to your doctor if you experience
· constipation;
· dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, or decreased appetite;
· dizziness, tiredness, or lightheadedness;
· muscle twitches;
· sweating;
· itching;
· decreased urination;
· decreased sex drive; or
· ringing in the ears.
• Percodan is habit forming. Do not stop taking it suddenly.
• Side effects other than those listed here may also occur. Talk to your doctor about any side effect that seems unusual or that is especially bothersome.



What other drugs will affect Percodan?
• Do not take Percodan if you have taken a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) such as isocarboxazid (Marplan), phenelzine (Nardil), or tranylcypromine (Parnate) in the last 14 days. Dangerous side effects could result.
• Oxycodone may increase the effects of other drugs that cause drowsiness, including antidepressants, alcohol, antihistamines, sedatives (used to treat insomnia), other pain relievers, anxiety medicines, and muscle relaxants. Tell your doctor about all medicines that you are taking, and do not take any medicine unless your doctor approves.
• Before taking Percodan, tell your doctor if you are taking any of the following medicines:
· an oral anticoagulant such as warfarin (Coumadin);
· a nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drug (NSAID) such as ibuprofen (Motrin, Advil, Nuprin, others), ketoprofen (Orudis, Orudis KT, Oruvail), naproxen (Naprosyn, Anaprox, Aleve), and others;
· other salicylates (forms of aspirin) such as choline salicylate and/or magnesium salicylate (Magan, Doan's, Bayer Select Backache Pain Formula, Mobidin, Arthropan, Trilisate, Tricosal) and salsalate (Disalcid);
· a steroid such as prednisone (Deltasone), methylprednisolone (Medrol), prednisolone (Prelone, Pediapred, others), and others;
· probenecid (Benemid);
· sulfinpyrazone (Anturane);
· an angiotensin-converting-enzyme (ACE) inhibitor such as benazepril (Lotensin), captopril (Capoten), enalapril (Vasotec), lisinopril (Prinivil, Zestril), and others;
· a beta-blocker such as acebutolol (Sectral), propranolol (Inderal), atenolol (Tenormin), metoprolol (Lopressor), and others;
· an oral diabetes medication such as glipizide (Glucotrol) or glyburide (Micronase, Diabeta);
· lithium (Lithobid, Eskalith, others); or
· cyclosporine (Sandimmune, Neoral).
• You may not be able to take Percodan, or you may require a dosage adjustment or special monitoring during your treatment if you are taking any of the medicines listed above.
• Drugs other than those listed here may also interact with Percodan. Talk to your doctor and pharmacist before taking any prescription or over-the-counter medicines.
 

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shit. i was going to bring a couple pounds of coke. guess ill leave it home since it didnt make the top 10...


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:
Lander, can we keep that in the rubber room please....

Thank you sir <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry, I must have missed the memo on joke thread organization.

"fuk you Lander you lying piece of shit" = good
joke list = bad

got it.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lander:
Lander, can we keep that in the rubber room please....

Thank you sir <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry, I must have missed the memo on joke thread organization.

"fuk you Lander you lying piece of shit" = good
joke list = bad

got it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


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Percodan, I think that is the stuff McIrish was on. Had a bad back.
 

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BUCSFAG DONT FORGET YOUR DILDO,NEVER MIND THE SHRINK WILL BE THERE
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#10 CLEVFAN FOR SICK GAMBLER
#9 THE BIBLE FOR WILHEIM OH NEVER NIND HE WROTE THAT BOOK HE IS THE POLISH GOD(WITH A NAME LIKE WILHEIM HE HAS TO BE A POLOCK
#8 A PAIR OF WOMENS UNDERWEAR FOR OUR HERO THE SHRINK
#7 A DIME FOR THAT WELCHER UNCLE BUTTERNUTS
#6 A BUGLE FOR THE BRAIN DEAD MARINE GENERAL PETE SO HE CAN BLOW TAPPS AT 3.30 IN THE MORNING AS HE WALKS TO GO FEED THE PIGEONS
#5 A BAG OF APPLES FOR BUCSFAN SO HE CAN GO TO EACH SPORTSBOOKS REP AND KISS THERE ARSE TO RUN A CONTEST (BUCSFAN COULDNT RUN A FIRE DRILL NOW HE WANTS MILLION DOLLAR SPORTSBOOKS TO ALLOW HIM TO RUN CONTEST'S FORGET ABOUT IT KID NOW RUN ALONG THE SHRINKS FLY IS DOWN
#4 A CLOCK FOR A CERTAIN SPORTSBOOK WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TELL TIME AND ACCEPTS BETS 15 MINUTES AFTER A GAME STARTS NO NAMES MENTIONED
#3 AN ALIAS NAME FOR DANTE THERES NO WAY THE SHRINK IS GOING TO GO UP TO THESE THUGS WHO RUN THE OFFSHORE SPORTSBOOK AND SAY THIS IS MY MODERATOR DANTE.(I KNOW THE SHRINK AND HE ISNT GOING TO ALLOW HIS FORUM TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH A FAG NAMED DANTE.SO DANTE DURING THE PARTY YOUR NEW NAME WILL BE DANNY YOU CAN GO BACK TO DANTE AFTER THE PARTY
#2 DONT FORGET TO BRING YOUR BULLET PROOF VEST'S I AM PREDICTING AT LEAST ONE SHOOT OUT AND IT WILL PROBABLY BE AN INOCENT BYSTANDER.PICTURE THIS AS A JOKE THE NICEST GUY AT THE PARTY SAYS IN A JOKING WAY I AM SICK GAMBLER ISNT THAT FUNNY ITS ME I AM THE REAL SICK GAMBLER THEN THE JOKE ENDS AS 5 THUGS FROM RIO OPEN FIRE ON HIM NOW THATS FUNNY.I WOULDNT WANT TO BE SEATED NEXT TO SICK GAMBLER YOU WILL BE DODGING BULLETS ALL NIGHT LONG(I HAVE TO GRIN,WHEN THE SHOT OUT'S BEGIN)
#1 AND THE NUMBER ONETHING NOT TO FORGET TO BRING TO THE RX BASH ARE THE (KISS ME, I AM PATTY MCIRISH BUTTONS)THESE WILL BE A BIG SELLER I AM SURE ALL THE MAJOR BOOKS PATTY ROBBED WILL BE LOOKING FOR THIS CROOK IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE THE 2 MOST POPULAR GUYS AT THE PARTY WILL BE THE 2 BIGGEST THIEVES MCIRISH AND HIS BUDDY UP NORTH SLICK GAMBLER.I SUGGEST IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMEBODY AT THE PARTY JUST TELL THE BIGGEST GUY THERE SEE THAT LOSER OVER THERE IN THE CORNER THATS PATRICK MCIRISH AND WITHIN SECONDS THE GUY WILL BE LAYED OUT.ENJOY THE PARTY I WOULDNT BE SEN AT ONE OF THESE FUNCTIONS SOMEBODY IN NORMAL SOCIETY MIGHT SEE ME WITH YOU BUNCH OF NIT WITS.
 

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You are absolutely at your best as Jim!! You really ought to evaluate why your performance is at its highest with Jim.

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You might want to reconsider attending since the grand prize is a lawnmower...

Another book is donating a Parrot that says "Always Remember the Great Robbery of 2003! Polly wants a used car and a chiseler!"
 

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for sick gambler and anyone else dumb enough to compete against me in the hockey thing @ the espnzone:

a cushion inside your pants - for i will kick your asses so bad at this thing your ass will be beet red without this.
 

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Bring some chapstick,aloa vera, and vasoline....................just arrived in Nevada and it is extremely dry.

Lips cracking allready.
 

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