Top 15 Country Songs of '2004.......(thought these were funny)

THE TOP 15 COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS FOR 2004

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And, the number 1 favorite country song of 2004 is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I Sure As Heck Woke Up With A Few!

And do not forget best selling western/countries album in all of Ural region of former USSR.

I starts by visiting a "Square Dance" class. I learns a few moves himself and then decides to teach some of mine own dances to the Americans. "Move 1 - Go for a walk. Next, Beat the gypsy and then walk like a homosexual". Everyone of course joins in.


Lyrics - In my country there is problem

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.



Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back




Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do



(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)

Borat Quickie...

What does Borat believe the title of the famous Cindy Lauper song to be?



Click for answer...

"Girls just wanna have fuck".

Do not worry. I too am little bit Jewish.

Do we have prejudice/racist people inside here?