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> > A Scot Is Drinking In A Southampton Bar....
> >
> > He gets a call on his cell phone.
> >
> > He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for
>everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
>typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
> >
> > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
>Scot just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks. Like I said, my
>boy's a typical Scottish baby boy."
> >
> > Congratulations was showered on him from all around & many exclamations
>of "WOW!" were heard.
> >
> > One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> >
> > Two weeks later the Scot returns to the bar.
> >
> > The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical Scottish baby
>that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
> >
> > Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
> >
> > We were gonna call you... so how much does he weigh now?"
> >
> > The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
> >
> > The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
>25 pounds the day he was born."
> >
> > The Scots father takes a slow swig from his Orkney Dark Isle Real Ale,
>wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
>says,
> >
> > "Had him circumcised".<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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> > A Scot Is Drinking In A Southampton Bar....
> >
> > He gets a call on his cell phone.
> >
> > He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear & orders a round of drinks for
>everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
>typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
> >
> > Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
>Scot just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks. Like I said, my
>boy's a typical Scottish baby boy."
> >
> > Congratulations was showered on him from all around & many exclamations
>of "WOW!" were heard.
> >
> > One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
> >
> > Two weeks later the Scot returns to the bar.
> >
> > The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical Scottish baby
>that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
> >
> > Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
> >
> > We were gonna call you... so how much does he weigh now?"
> >
> > The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
> >
> > The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
>25 pounds the day he was born."
> >
> > The Scots father takes a slow swig from his Orkney Dark Isle Real Ale,
>wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
>says,
> >
> > "Had him circumcised".<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
fficeffice" /><o></o>
