This Morning - (2004 thread bumped for no apparent reason).

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There I was in the middle of my morning crap, drinking my coffee and reading the paper when all of a sudden I heard the doorbell ring. I yelled out to my beautiful Costa Rican wife to get the door and realized she was out walking the dog. I figured that if I just ignored the door who ever it was would just go away. The bell keeps ringing and it was than I realized that who ever was at the door was not going to give up. It was than that I decided I would have to get up and go kick who ever's ass it was because it was not even 8:00 yet and they weren't given up. I made the life threatiening move and headed for the door. When I got there I opened it up and at the same time started to yell and curse as I was doing it. When the door was finally opened I realized it was a lady going around the neighbor hood giving out brochures about churchs and the return of Jesus. I was so pissed that I continued to yell and curse at her and slammed the door in her face. As I walked back to my throne to finish my crap I kept thing how I was so mean to this old lady that was trying to spread her faith with everyone. I got dressed for work and still felt bad for what I did to this poor old lady. Anyway I walked out of my house to get in my car as my neighbor ran over to me to tell me that some old lady stabbed my tire with a knife. I jumped out and saw my tire flat. The moral of this story is to respect your faith because even old ladies with bibles are packing now a days!!!

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Yeah, I can relate, I had some missionaries come to the door the other day as well while I was trying to walk the treadmill. They just kept knocking till I finally opened the door and they never spoke. I said I am busy come back later and shut the door. I wondered if I did wrong, but it's done.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
 

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general, be happy they didn't stab your spare tire...:biggrinin
 

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Blue, I keep my classic 81 olds, 98 Regency locked in the garage.
 

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My wife told me while I was at work the Bible bbitch actually had the balls to come back to my house to lecture her!!!
 

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nice! where you on the blazers as i am that giving you this awesome of a mood?@):mad:
 

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