How would anyone grapple with 5-4 299lb JJ GOLD?

Journeyman · Oct 27, 2004

He comes off as this marshmallow shaped clown but , his stout fire hydron shape would be tough to handle ...

Could you take the Coach in a fight?

Not that anyone would, afterall he is a kinder and gentler JJ these days, but he would present a tough battle with his frame and weight... :kicking:

Something about fat people always scared the shiat out of me...its as if they pick up some strength with all that blubber around them :cartman:

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FTR- JJ I would still kick you ass though :muscles: but i think it would be a tough battle :EEK: .... I am glad we are friends coach :toothless

bigbet1234 · Oct 27, 2004

5-4, 299.....really??? damn:EEK:

TheGeneral+ · Oct 27, 2004

Throw him a Racing form and say I like the speed horse in the 5th.

Noreaga+ · Oct 27, 2004

throw him a cupcake to distract him, then tip him over like a cow.

he wont be able to get up

Journeyman · Oct 27, 2004

Didn't everyone have that real fat kid on the football field who outweighed everyone by 75-100 lbs as a kid?

Everyone still picked on, but in the back of their mind wondered WTF they would possibly be able to do in a fight, if it happened? :toothless

We had this kid Willie Montgomery, fat ass a house, once he realized he outweighed everyone and could basically sit on them if need be, you didn't mess with him anymore...

LOL- until you grew up :EEK:

SubZaero · Oct 27, 2004

We had this kid Willie Montgomery, fat ass a house, once he realized he outweighed everyone and could basically sit on them if need be, you didn't mess with him anymore...

LOL- until you grew up

And realized you could run faster.......:toothless