What Do Beards Make??

jjgold · Oct 29, 2004

Seems like easy money and easy job.

How can I become one??

Fishhead · Oct 29, 2004

Talk with either Minnow or Sporty.

UberTout · Oct 29, 2004

jj,

Just go to BW's estate and ask really nicely. Wear a fake beard too, so he knows you're serious AND experienced.

Can't miss. Good luck in your new career.

UT

Ghostballz · Oct 29, 2004

Beards make my face itch so I always shave!!!!

Ghost

jjgold · Oct 29, 2004

I will speak to Kenny about this privately. I think I would be good at it.

Fishhead · Oct 29, 2004

Rules on beards for casino employees in Vegas casinos..........

The employee must have had a full beard between August 7 and September 15.
That their supervisor will verify the employee had a full beard between the above dates.
That the employee applies through Human Resources to be exempt from the no beard policy.
That the employees' work does not place them in guest or customer areas 50 percent of their daily work shift.
That the employee agrees to keep his beard well groomed and not more than 1/2 inch in length.
That the employee once approved for a full beard, then at a later date shaves off the beard, will not be permitted to re-grow the beard.
Only full beards are allowed.

jjgold · Oct 29, 2004

Fishhead this is no joke. I am here to bring big time issues to the table and your writing Leno type comedy.

Fishhead · Oct 29, 2004

The longest beard on record was grown by Hans Lanseth (born 1846) from Norway. His beard measured seventeen and a half feet (5.33 meters) on his death in Kensett, Iowa, USA in 1927.

Moon88 · Oct 29, 2004

JJ one minute you're a pro the next you want to be a beard....WT#......O yeah forgot the group thing. Have you lost it?

victorygallop · Oct 29, 2004

We usually give our guys 7.5% of the profit...w/ incentives.

UberTout · Oct 29, 2004

We will only charge you 10% of losses, but that's for a full beard. We'd probably need to start you off smaller, say as a soul patch or fu manchu. From there you can move to a muttonchop, goatee, then full beard.

UT

bigbet1234 · Oct 29, 2004

i see this mentioned a lot, but :WTF: is a beard?!?!?

UberTout · Oct 29, 2004

Someone who places bets for someone else, when the someone else has sufficent notoriety to make his action unwelcome at sportsbooks.

If you're so sharp that no book will take your action, you need beards to place your bets for you in exchange for a small cut of the profit.

You are in effect disguising yourself, hence the term 'beard'...

UT

TheGeneral+ · Oct 29, 2004

Moon88 said:
JJ one minute you're a pro the next you want to be a beard....WT#......O yeah forgot the group thing. Have you lost it?

I can imagine it is very hard for JJ to keep all of the stories straight. :breakit:

bigbet1234 · Oct 29, 2004

ahhh, thanks

Uber Tout said:
Someone who places bets for someone else, when the someone else has sufficent notoriety to make his action unwelcome at sportsbooks.

If you're so sharp that no book will take your action, you need beards to place your bets for you in exchange for a small cut of the profit.

You are in effect disguising yourself, hence the term 'beard'...

UT

Doug · Oct 29, 2004

Uber Tout said:
Someone who places bets for someone else, when the someone else has sufficent notoriety to make his action unwelcome at sportsbooks.

If you're so sharp that no book will take your action, you need beards to place your bets for you in exchange for a small cut of the profit.

You are in effect disguising yourself, hence the term 'beard'...

UT

Hard to disguise yourself at 5-4 299, may not make a good beard.:biggrinin

FunkSoulBrother · Oct 29, 2004

Fishhead said:
The longest beard on record was grown by Hans Lanseth (born 1846) from Norway. His beard measured seventeen and a half feet (5.33 meters) on his death in Kensett, Iowa, USA in 1927.

Its Hans Langseth, and he is directly related of one of my best friends growing up in North Dakota.

jjgold · Oct 29, 2004

Pros go through bad losing streaks too

I am looking for ways to get cash flow back

I have all the experience to be a beard, get the word out too groups I am interested guys

JudgeWapner · Oct 29, 2004

Coach.I have a lesbian friend in NYC who will pay you 30 bucks a day.

jjgold · Oct 29, 2004

Not bad Judgy if it was more I would consider

I need to make about $100 a day for putting in plays under the radar for others

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