TOP TEN signs your 9-year old son has a gambling problem

Fishhead · Nov 28, 2004

10. He's been rolling his brother's blocks and yelling "Seven-come-eleven!"

9. His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 through 36 written on it, plus a 0 and a 00.

8. While playing "Go Fish" he tried to double down.

7. He posted a line on his 4th grade spelling bee.

6. While the rest of his class is learning multiplication tables, he knows how to convert moneylines into must-win percentages.

5. The Golden Nugget sent him free airline tickets.

4. The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.

3. He recently bought a $2,995 suit.

2. He knows way-y-y too much about NFL yards-per-point differential

1. He's dating a stripper.

THE SHRINK · Nov 28, 2004

LMFAO!!!!

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HacheMan · Nov 28, 2004

LOL..........nice........:toast:

Dante · Nov 28, 2004

5. The Golden Nugget sent him free airline tickets.

4. The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.

FUNNY chit !!!

-Slim- · Nov 28, 2004

the last time we had this thread it was a classic, maybe someone can look it up, hilarious.

charleslanger · Nov 28, 2004

Fish: It's too early in the morning to be laughing like this,,,

Fishhead · Nov 28, 2004

Knowing Patrick McIrish like I do, I can see him as a 9-year old being just like this............more so than anybody else I know.

Patrick-- Sir, please take this as a compliment.

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charleslanger · Nov 28, 2004

Beware guys: don't guffaw loudly enough to attract the wife's attention-- she ain't gonna find it funny, and it may earn you a Soprano-like slap upside the head........

jjgold · Nov 28, 2004

Fishhead do you have gambling problem??

Fishhead · Nov 28, 2004

jjgold said:
Fishhead do you have gambling problem??

Some would say that, yes.

JudgeWapner · Nov 28, 2004

He slips the cafeteria lady a c-note for a "good table" .

dimeplayersonly · Nov 28, 2004

JUDGE...............remember when wen trapped the Art teacher on that superbowl prop in the 5th grade????........talk about a real square....

JudgeWapner · Nov 28, 2004

Dime,the best part was that she was short of cash and we settled for services rendered.

Glaken · Nov 28, 2004

Fish that was hilarious......how about...

11. When he starts booking the girls JV Volleyball game.

quantumleap · Nov 28, 2004

F'n hilarious!

dimeplayersonly · Nov 28, 2004

JUDGE..............yeah i havent been the same since....

Wrigley · Nov 28, 2004

very funny :suomi:

bigbet1234 · Nov 28, 2004

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Fishhead said:
10. He's been rolling his brother's blocks and yelling "Seven-come-eleven!"

9. His backyard merry-go-'round has the numbers 1 through 36 written on it, plus a 0 and a 00.

8. While playing "Go Fish" he tried to double down.

7. He posted a line on his 4th grade spelling bee.

6. While the rest of his class is learning multiplication tables, he knows how to convert moneylines into must-win percentages.

5. The Golden Nugget sent him free airline tickets.

4. The last time your family ate at McDonald's it was comped.

3. He recently bought a $2,995 suit.

2. He knows way-y-y too much about NFL yards-per-point differential

1. He's dating a stripper.

wilheim · Nov 28, 2004

He talks about "Zebras" in derrogatory terms often.

Owes The Money Store $9,000.

Recieved a free Smoked Turkey by mail this week.

wil.

bigbet1234 · Nov 28, 2004

Is Pat really the stiff i have read about? and also, is he still reading the forums?

Fishhead said:
Knowing Patrick McIrish like I do, I can see him as a 9-year old being just like this............more so than anybody else I know.

Patrick-- Sir, please take this as a compliment.