What Kind Of Jobs Do We Have?.We Know JJ, Shrink, & Pete!

Glaken · Dec 3, 2004

What Kind Of Jobs Do We Have?.....We Know JJ, Shrink, & Pete!

I was curious...we all know JJ works at Wal-Mart in the rug department and I am a Bond Trader in Atlanta; we know The Shrink is Da Commish for CAA Baskets and Da Syndicate, General is on House Arrest in the Woods...Fish is Living Large in Tampa on un-employment, Bucs wants to be in Tampa (but not this weekend,) Wilhelm is now starting an earthquake structural damage repair company (on the side), Judge Wapner is sitting back laughing at us all wondering how he's gona get out of that mountain lease, and sell that pizza joint before Golita beats his ass. Not sure but I think Borat is in Fallujah selling old horses from Ukrain, or a "borrowed" lawnmower. OldManTed (God Bless) is taking a real estate course for alternative financing for people who have a Beacon score under 331 in Clarke County,NV.

And the rest of the Jokes are on you guys....!!!! :dancefool

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No Disrespect intended Guys... Borat sent me a pic of JJ the other day ( in the car.) This is all for laughs.

Happy Friday!! G

TheGeneral+ · Dec 3, 2004

House arrest isnt so bad. It keeps me out of trouble. :smoker2:

jjgold · Dec 3, 2004

I Glacker have always had odd jobs but never real jobs where you carry a briefcase to work and when you walk in say "Hi Carol", hey Danny", ect. I took the wrong path, no college, chucked out of HS and just hustled.

Yeh I was a big timer at times with minks and **** but where did it get me?? Odd jobs like these:

Pizza Man
Sub Shops
Deli Manager
News Route
Water Boy
Messenger Boy
Car Washer
Newark Airport Runway Manager (great job) but got caught betting a race when I was suppose to be on runway 9 clearing a runway for an incoming plan. I actually amost got prosecuted for that.

Cut Grass
Sno Shoveler

See boys go to college and gamble small. When you pick winners it is fun and your a sugar daddy but when you lose it is miserable.

I have always lived in high rises, huts, attics, basements wherever there was a roof.

The thing that killed me I always wanted to be A Sugar Daddy to women where one would be on both arms of mind and wearing a mink. I was and still obsessed with that image.

Maybe some day I will be. I did hang with lots of sharps through the years that taught me the ways of the world and I am grateful I have met great bookmakers, sharks and bettors alike.

We are all family, I just cannot get on a good run. I am working odd jobs now. Today I am raking leaves later for $40, not bad.

Glacker you have the life.

Here it is now"

Good Morning Mr. Glacker, how are you?? I am fine Ms. Green. Mr Glacker here are your mesages. Ms. Green can you get me some coffee??

Mr. Glacker wears a 3 piece suite with suspenders and all the chicks ,love him, real dapper dan. He has a nice desk and makes trades on gorgeous desktop with cell phones and hangs with big shots.

His lunch is top noth with all pros andf they talk biz. He is a good man.

But........... the one thing he hides and always has the fukkin smirk on is his sports betting habit. This guy is always sneaking bets in on the job and looking at lines but in noooooooooo way to hi co workers no this. It is his little dirty secret that No Bond trader would evet think of doing. Hey it is his gig and that is why I love the kid.

Glacker goes home in his mini van and nice house and sweats fukkin games all night. Glacker a typical conservative businessman but his hiddden gambling habit is what makes him tick.

I love guys like this that you think is square as a fukkin ice cube but hidden he is a fukkin gambling nut.

I love Glacker and good for you for doing the right thing in life and not being an outcast like most the rest of us.

Lawrence · Dec 3, 2004

I'm an office lackey for a construction design business in Miami International Airport. The mailroom lifestyle can be quite glamorous at times.

Glaken · Dec 3, 2004

Lawrence, MIA ! I'm jealous....and the mailroom guys are cool; we discuss sports picks all the time.

JJ You are close, I have been with my company for 18 years and we all (except some, and the girls) have offshore accounts; I really don't trade that much anymore, more of an overseer now. I know the guys throw in a bet during the day, I did it when I was on a desk. The Floor Traders have ten computer screens on each desk, I always had one on my e-mail and one to play with.

No mini van, I drive an '02 TrailBlazer and just leased a Chrysler 300 for 24 months. I wear suspenders every now and again, the girls love to play with them; also good for tying them up.

Look forward to meeting you JJ and BTW the World is a safer place now that you are off the runway, G

kidslick · Dec 3, 2004

work for a publishing company on long island new york

as a JOURNEYMAN printer 20 years

was offered a buy out package (90k) thinking about it..

they are handing out pink slips on dec 10 2 weeks notice to 16 people in my department

yeahhhh.....merry FUC*IN G CHRISTMAS

RobFunk · Dec 3, 2004

wow slick! here i am thinking you were like 23 years old or something. well you have a pretty sharp wit i will say that for you

kidslick · Dec 3, 2004

I got the job when i was a senior in high school..

time goes by fast... 37 years young..

aceduecetrey · Dec 3, 2004

Seriously on House Arrest for violating the Wire Wager Act. 3 months down, 3 to go!

_wheredatreezat · Dec 3, 2004

Property N Casualty Insurance Broker, dealing with strictly large property accounts. Last deal we did was KMart...

oldmanTED · Dec 3, 2004

Happily retired since July 1, 1998.

JudgeWapner · Dec 3, 2004

Numerologist.

newbie666 · Dec 3, 2004

Judge Wapner said:
Numerologist.

hehe!

then im a Computin

lander · Dec 3, 2004

Dante is a "sports" actor. His most famous film featured him as the co-star to some Indians pitcher

Dicky's wife is into land scaping -- she's always asking me to mow her lawn

GameFarce is a Grand Wizzard

wilheim · Dec 3, 2004

JJ hooked me up with a job testing mattresses at a Sealy factory in San Diego. Nice racket - lie down for 8 hours on a mattress to see if it works. Union gig pays $18.93 per hour plus bennies. Thanks coach.

wil.:waving:

jjgold · Dec 3, 2004

No problem Willy

casinghand · Dec 3, 2004

Casinghand. I run pipe.

hondaman1 · Dec 3, 2004

Chemist for a pharmaceutical company, we make over 1200 different kinds of pills.

kermit16 · Dec 3, 2004

I am president of AA ! I hate drunks !

TheGeneral+ · Dec 3, 2004

Yeah Kermit. That's what we thought. :biggrinin

:grandmais

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