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Fish is coming by to get me later today to go pick up some of our gifts for the people here at the rx, and i thought i would share some of our list with you....Fish lives in Florida and I live in Indiana, so with Fish driving it should take him a couple hours to get here......


The General.....A 12-pack of Busch, and 50.00 worth of McDonalds g.c's.....

The Shrink.......A "special" date with Glenda and her assistant from the Golden Nugget, and a first-aid kit for when Scarlett finds out......:suomi:

Journeyman.....A pair of lime-green shorts to match his tank top, and a "new" pair of sneakers for his next date...

Dante.......A "we went 11-0, and then got waxed by Louisville?" t-shirt

Wilheim......Tickets to Vegas in August so he cant use the "I'm not in the country" excuse.....(we want to meet him)

Fishhead....An extra auto insurance policy, a AAA membership, bumpers on the side of his car, and new brakes (he goes through them fast)

Kermit......A customized wheelchair, with a cup holder on the handle...

PO69.......For god's sake this was easy....A PAGER (sent w/ a receipt of course)

Noreaga....an old '45 of Bobby McFerrin's hit "Dont Worry, Be Happy", and a John Kerry "I have a Plan for that" t-shirt (they're real cheap now)

Sportbet....Tickets on the 50-yd line for the NFC Championship game..(we were gonna get him superbowl tickets, but figured he would rather get to watch the Eagles)

Shack.....Year's membership at Gold's Gym (he doesnt really need it, but he might be able to teach them a few things)

JeffKSU, and his wife Amy.....A room at the Golden Nugget at next year's bash, so they dont drive home each night...They are just too damn nice, we hated to see them leave....

TruelyHandicapping.....a Cocaptain voodoo doll, so he can stick pins in it...I think he misses the guy, probably cuz he was "a jealous basher"

GutterRats.....A FREE ACCOUNT ANYWHERE

Judge Wapner....2 very "flexible" ticas with a night to spare.....

JJGold......A 30-minute pass to the boardroom on Xmas Day...(of course most will be off for the Holiday so he will have to play with himself back there) (wait, that sounded bad)
 

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To Bucsfan, myself, and the other longtime Buc fans on here:

A trip to the playoffs and one last shot at glory for Mr. Derrick Brooks, one of the classiest guys in sports.
 

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I just need Final Four tickets. That's right, I said it. :)
 

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All I want for Christmas is the Random number generator code for these online poker sites, so I can once and for all prove they are rigged.


Then again I am Jewish.
 

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Good list Bucsfan ....some more also


Madcapper >> 10 free passes to the next state fair in his area so he can ride the Bumper cars ;);)


General >>>a second date with glenda as he will go premature on the first
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Another BUCS classic!

This kid is a great storyteller and contest organizer.
 

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"Madcapper >> 10 free passes to the next state fair in his area so he can ride the Bumper cars ;);)
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Madcapper , say what... a bumper ?:hump:
 

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:muscles: Journeyman >> A picture of Journeyman
 

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Journeyman said:
"Madcapper >> 10 free passes to the next state fair in his area so he can ride the Bumper cars ;);)
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Madcapper , say what... a bumper ?:hump:
No J-man,

Thats a HUMPER :nono5:
 

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how bout a blindfold for jj since the avatars people use bother him......or maybe robfunk, kidslick and others can change theirs from naked girls to naked men, would that make u feel better jj?
 

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Sportbet....Tickets on the 50-yd line for the NFC Championship game..(we were gonna get him superbowl tickets, but figured he would rather get to watch the Eagles
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LOL Bucs I will be plenty nervous during that game:

:smoker2: :smoker2: :smoker2: :smoker2:

But you could've gotten me Super Bowl tix since the birds are going the distance! (whether or not they lose by decision is another story). :monkey:


To coin a phrase: "Sharp post"

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sportsbet said:
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LOL Bucs I will be plenty nervous during that game:

:smoker2: :smoker2: :smoker2: :smoker2:

But you could've gotten me Super Bowl tix since the birds are going the distance! (whether or not they lose by decision is another story). :monkey:


To coin a phrase: "Sharp post"

sb

I htought you'd like that...:103631605
 

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Bucker you would not catch me in the board room ever with a bunch of white collar stiffs
 

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Kiss1 said:
:muscles: Journeyman >> A picture of Journeyman
nope this is him

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then he does this
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to get to the final result
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except in lime green ;)
 

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jjgold said:
Bucker you would not catch me in the board room ever with a bunch of white collar stiffs
oops, you know what you are right..

That was noreaga that asked for that...

I was thinking it was you...

My bad..
 

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Judge Wapner said:
Bucs, all I can say is I hope the fat man comes through.

You talkin about Santa or you.? :icon_conf
 

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Ah my favorite Christmas Carol


"All I want for Christmas is my

twotwotwo front teeth"
 

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