>
> There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
> money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
> died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
> money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
> the after life with me."
>
> And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when
> he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
>
> Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
> sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
> they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
> close the casket,the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
> with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then
> the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So
> her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
> money in there with your husband."
>
> The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on
> my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that
> casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
> with him!!!!?"
>
> "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
> account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
> >>>Send this to every clever female you know.
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