Ill do my attemptShrink sits in his house before going to bed to dream of visions of Sportsbooks all lined up in a row to sign up at the RX and provide posters a place to go and also to dream of posters never getting stiffed but alas he is a bit miffed!
He hears on the roof a clatter and stops posting on the RX for a moment to see what is the matter!....while what a suprise to see with his eyes Saint Nick and just before he takes off with his reindeer Shrink yells to him Santa thank you for all you do " Take ODU, its a lock I say call it in now to your Pinny acct without any delay! and you will be happy all the night thru!!!
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Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the forum,
only JJ was posting,
yeah it was borin'
All the banners were hung
in offshore, at the top
only one space open,
probably from the Panam flop
All the poster were sleeping,
all snug in their bed,
while visions of parlays
danced in their heads
Mama in her teddy,
dad in his jock,
Christmas eve is a great time,
to give her some ****
While out on the lawn,
they've committed a sin,
I'll be damned if they haven't stolen.
Beantown's lawnmower again
I arose from the bed,
with Scarlett so near me,
be quiet I said,
I don't want shrink to hear me
I ran from the house,
So full of fright,
geesh that was worse,
than the Patriots Monday Night
I headed on home,
and shouted with glee,
Merry Christmas to all,
and "Show me the Mon=eyyyyy"
and all through the forum,
only JJ was posting,
yeah it was borin'
All the banners were hung
in offshore, at the top
only one space open,
probably from the Panam flop
All the poster were sleeping,
all snug in their bed,
while visions of parlays
danced in their heads
Mama in her teddy,
dad in his jock,
Christmas eve is a great time,
to give her some ****
While out on the lawn,
they've committed a sin,
I'll be damned if they haven't stolen.
Beantown's lawnmower again
I arose from the bed,
with Scarlett so near me,
be quiet I said,
I don't want shrink to hear me
I ran from the house,
So full of fright,
geesh that was worse,
than the Patriots Monday Night
I headed on home,
and shouted with glee,
Merry Christmas to all,
and "Show me the Mon=eyyyyy"
LMFAO!!! awesome bucs very funnyMy Rx poem
The rx during the holidays is both useful and fun
If a pick does not pan out I shall grab my gun.
In the morning, there is nothing to do.
So I log on and talk to pete rose the foo.
The day of Christmas, there are so many games.
G_d dammit kobe pass the ball to james.
The lakers lost, because they scored too low.
Guess kobe will have to go back to the hotel, and rape a ho.
You posters are great, and you are so kind.
Some of the things I read on here blow my mind.
Have a happy holiday, spread cheer and joy.
Tell your wife that on this night she can ditch the toy.
The rx during the holidays is both useful and fun
If a pick does not pan out I shall grab my gun.
In the morning, there is nothing to do.
So I log on and talk to pete rose the foo.
The day of Christmas, there are so many games.
G_d dammit kobe pass the ball to james.
The lakers lost, because they scored too low.
Guess kobe will have to go back to the hotel, and rape a ho.
You posters are great, and you are so kind.
Some of the things I read on here blow my mind.
Have a happy holiday, spread cheer and joy.
Tell your wife that on this night she can ditch the toy.
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