teri hatcher says she hasnt had sex in a long time , any takers here ?

WorldNumberOne · Jan 5, 2005

"it's been so long , i cant even remember"

sorry for the off topic , but it is a slow night and i felt the crew here would want to help her out . pretty hot for 40

where do i sign up..

p.s. i dont have any pics , but i know she has a spread coming out in FHM magazine.

TheGeneral+ · Jan 5, 2005

is this her?

WorldNumberOne · Jan 5, 2005

Yes Sir It Is .

Noreaga+ · Jan 5, 2005

no one will turn it down... but definitely not my ideal woman

winkyduck · Jan 5, 2005

YES

general - that is her

she has a SMOKING HOT body - one too good to not have sex for 4 years.

this has to be by her choice - for you will have a tough time finding a guy who wouldn't wanna have sex with her - especially since we know it has been so long - and she is probably like a caged animal waiting to bust loose. the guy who is the next to bang her might get one of the all-time best f*cks in the history of the world!

gimme a weekend with her and by the time monday cums NEITHER one of us would have the strength to get out of bed - our legs would be that weak!

WorldNumberOne · Jan 5, 2005

winkyduck said:
YES

general - that is her

she has a SMOKING HOT body - one too good to not have sex for 4 years.

this has to be by her choice - for you will have a tough time finding a guy who wouldn't wanna have sex with her - especially since we know it has been so long - and she is probably like a caged animal waiting to bust loose. the guy who is the next to bang her might get one of the all-time best f*cks in the history of the world!

gimme a weekend with her and by the time monday cums NEITHER one of us would have the strength to get out of bed - our legs would be that weak!

Who are you ? , the F-ckmaster general .

Puckhandler · Jan 5, 2005

I'll always remember her for her role in the SEINFELD episode in which she was dating Jerry and he wanted to find out if her breasts were real or fake.

And to quote Terri Hatcher from the episode "they're real and they're spectacular" :105084828

classic episode

Dante · Jan 5, 2005

Ill do it!! someone has to be man here and take care of this thing

Noreaga+ · Jan 5, 2005

JJ will leave her with a smile and walkin funny

EvilDrunk · Jan 5, 2005

I remember reading that Radio Shack fired her because their reseach showed that she lacked "street cred". Dumb move.

bookie · Jan 5, 2005

Damn you guys are quick.
Alright I'll get sloppy 4ths.

Teddykgb · Jan 5, 2005

go get her winky, between the both of you it's approx. no sex for 10yrs hope you remember how.

Dante · Jan 5, 2005

:lolBIG: :lolBIG:

Noreaga said:
JJ will leave her with a smile and walkin funny

Dante · Jan 5, 2005

Teddy kgb said:
go get her winky, between the both of you it's approx. no sex for 10yrs hope you remember how.

:lol: :lol:

PanchoSanza · Jan 5, 2005

Nice rack.

At that age you gotta sniff before chowing down.:smoker2:

sherman · Jan 5, 2005

i'd hit it:hump:

though i like eva ALOT!

soccerbob · Jan 5, 2005

I'd knock it out but she'd look a lot better if she went to the buffet a bit more often. She's too skinny. Winky, have you got any pictures of her in your "hit it" collection that you could post?

quantumleap · Jan 6, 2005

I find it hard to believe that a woman of her stature and beauty would not have sex for 4 years. She could get it at any time. I think it's a ploy to get men more interested in her. It sure worked in this thread.

I'll bet she f's like a mad cat.

WildBill · Jan 6, 2005

I take it with a grain of salt. Remember what Chris Rock would say: if a guy says he slept with 10 women, he slept with one. If a girl says she slept with 1 man, she slept with 10.

winkyduck · Jan 6, 2005

Teddy kgb said:
go get her winky, between the both of you it's approx. no sex for 10yrs hope you remember how.

this kills me. i can't insult teddy's wife - for i have met her - and the only bad thing i can say about her is she has to be legally blind to want to stay with teddy and spend every night in the same bed with him - which also goes to show she has no sense of smell - since skunks smell better than teddy - and come to think of it - forrest gump is also smarter than teddy - BY A LONGSHOT!

all i can say about teddy is those who have seen him - and i doubt many will admit it because their eyes hurt too much from the experience - is we know who is the better of the 2 of us between teddy and i