I just read a story at rec.gambling.poker titled "Most messed up thing I have ever seen in live play" where some guy was playing poker at Foxwoods and let out a loud wet fart. But the best part was during the next hand he pushes all-in and immediately runs to the bathroom with a big brown stain running down the leg of his sweat pants. The guy crapped his pants right there at the table and everyone was wondering if his hand was still live.
