Generous Offer To D2bets From ODU...

THE SHRINK · Mar 8, 2005

D2Bets,

On behalf of Old Dominion University, I have been instructed to offer you an "official position" to be their team MASCOT next year, since the woman who has been doing it for 4 years is officially graduating after this season is over...

All that is required of you is to dress up in LION'S COSTUME that is provided to you for FREE from our University.

You will receive 200 dollars per game plus benefits.

Some of the benefits include being able to have children sit on your lap, mingling with the elderly and lonely, as well as court side view (but no sitting please) of ALL ODU HOME games....

If you are interested, please contact us at mascot@odu.ed.com

Thanks,

BARNEY :monsters-

Fishhead · Mar 8, 2005

I think D2 would treasure this job.

---FISH---

D2bets · Mar 8, 2005

SHRINK,

I'm not sure whether or not to be touched by the "gesture".

Please include a private jet for me to travel to and from Chicago for all games. Then I will strongly consider it. :suomi: