Bonds has finally hit rock bottom....

viking611 · Mar 22, 2005

I've been waiting all day to hear that interview. That is some funny sh*t. He's on tilt, finally hit bottom. That interview was some hilarious. I know the newspeople are waiting on him and all but to bring his kid into it the way he did...classic. good job :103631605

Barry. They should start showing his interviews with the media on ESPNClassics the next week so I can get a good laugh in for the day.

michael777 · Mar 22, 2005

steroids have destroyed him,he is finished

blueedwards · Mar 22, 2005

i just watched the interview on espn. this guy is either the best actor in the world or, he is absolutely convinced that the media is to blame for his extra-marital affair, his steriod use, his bad knee and the fact that everyone hates him.

TTinCO · Mar 22, 2005

Bad knees my ass.

I'm dirty, I'm busted, and I'm quitting (retiring).

End of story

RobFunk · Mar 22, 2005

you said it blue. i also didnt see him wearing his cross ear ring whats up with that? maybe he blames his problems on jesus.

i got a tattoo of the cross on my arm it isnt going anywhere

man, im siked barry is out. screw him. its even better he is not in pain. i never like to see anyone hurt, but i dont want to see him be the all time HR leader above all things becuase I just dont think its right.

blueedwards · Mar 22, 2005

it would be terrible if he comes back and breaks aaron's record. aaron was legit and experienced real racism. bonds is juiced and creates racism.

Tulsa · Mar 23, 2005

Guys...I gotta tell ya...I can't stand Barry Bonds. He is a nut-ball and he may be done. But, his rock-bottom is about 12 levels of rock-bottom above my rock-bottom! In fact, his rock-bottom is about 11.9 levels above my best day ever!!! LOL I am here to say this. I would have a hard time not switching with him. If you guys notice that he becomes much less paranoid and he begins being more open and happy with folks around him and he talks to the press without complaining and he signs autographs for kids....that's me and I got my wish!!

Happy with me and mine, but would have a hard time not taking that 'being john malkovich' jump! tulsa

RobFunk · Mar 23, 2005

oh ya tulsa its all good. join the club. a lot of us have a strong dislike for barry.

TTinCO · Mar 23, 2005

Bonds is a racist. I'm surprised he didn't drop the "Just another example of the man trying to keep a brother down" line.

Isn't "deflection" the term for the way that he deals with his past actions?

RobFunk · Mar 23, 2005

he is definatly a racist. i know this sounds corny coming from me, but man i really was offended by his candid racial hate filled remarks about playing in boston (as a player or opponent) last season.

of course it was his dad as usual, that put him on to that school of thinking.

beantown is very ethnicaly diverse, its too bad he couldnt think and see for himself to realize that. our very democratic system takes great care of those very same minoritys when they need help that he speaks of.

blueedwards · Mar 23, 2005

being john malkovich...i loved that movie.

if i could jump into barry bonds' body for one day...here's what i would do:

i would wake up and go to the ballpark. i'd hold a press conference in the morning and apologize for about 2 hours. i would say things like "sorry i was the world's biggest prick the last 12 years...i don't know what i was thinking".

then i would go inside the clubhouse and look at my balls to see how small they really are.

then i would take batting practice and hit baseballs into the ocean for around 45 minutes.

then i would go to denny's, get a superbird sandwich and a chocolate shake, and leave the waitress a $20,000 tip.

i would then hold another press conference and tell everyone that since 1998, my hat size went from 7 to 11.5 and i need three pillows at night just to keep my neck from snapping while i sleep. i would also say that babe ruth was the best player to ever play the game and that i dont deserve to break his or hank aaron's record.

then i would go home and apologize to all my rich, white neighbors who probably hate me more than anyone.

then right before i went to sleep i would go over to jose canseco's house...pick it up and throw it into the ocean.

lostitall · Mar 23, 2005

That's some funny sh!t. Poor mellon head needs 3 pillows:lolBIG:

Tulsa · Mar 23, 2005

LOL!!!

t3a · Mar 23, 2005

2 for blue

Best comment on bonds:

blue edwards said:
it would be terrible if he comes back and breaks aaron's record. aaron was legit and experienced real racism. bonds is juiced and creates racism.

Funniest:

blue edwards said:
then right before i went to sleep i would go over to jose canseco's house...pick it up and throw it into the ocean.

Journeyman · Mar 23, 2005

blue edwards said:
being john malkovich...i loved that movie.

if i could jump into barry bonds' body for one day...here's what i would do:

i would wake up and go to the ballpark. i'd hold a press conference in the morning and apologize for about 2 hours. i would say things like "sorry i was the world's biggest prick the last 12 years...i don't know what i was thinking".

then i would go inside the clubhouse and look at my balls to see how small they really are.

then i would take batting practice and hit baseballs into the ocean for around 45 minutes.

then i would go to denny's, get a superbird sandwich and a chocolate shake, and leave the waitress a $20,000 tip.

i would then hold another press conference and tell everyone that since 1998, my hat size went from 7 to 11.5 and i need three pillows at night just to keep my neck from snapping while i sleep. i would also say that babe ruth was the best player to ever play the game and that i dont deserve to break his or hank aaron's record.

then i would go home and apologize to all my rich, white neighbors who probably hate me more than anyone.

then right before i went to sleep i would go over to jose canseco's house...pick it up and throw it into the ocean.

:lolBIG:

ChuckSims · Mar 23, 2005

This is a total con by Barry. The Dr. who operated on him said he'd be back on the field in 6 weeks, "but knowing Barry it will probably be sooner". Then word is leaked that Bonds' mistress has spilled the beans to the grand jury. Now roid head is depressed and is talking retirement because of his knee. Good riddance.

cadillacman · Mar 23, 2005

a clear example of the "perp" trying to play the role of "victim"...Not gonna work Barry in the court of public opinion.

arniesarmy · Mar 23, 2005

My take is that it's post-steroid use depression. The type that reportedly made those two kids commit suicide. Someone still should slap him along side his big ol' melon head.

HuckFinn · Mar 23, 2005

blue edwards said:
being john malkovich...i loved that movie.

if i could jump into barry bonds' body for one day...here's what i would do:..........then right before i went to sleep i would go over to jose canseco's house...pick it up and throw it into the ocean.

beautiful....HF:toast:

Concorde · Mar 23, 2005

How many others athletes that REGULARY USE STEROIDS, EPO and others drugs like this there are that we do not know about?

They ALL close an eye because ...

Drugs = Better performance = Better games = more attendance, more tv rating etc. Could say THE SAME about tv and fashion worlds where majority use cocaine.