I've been 6 Times.........
1st Visit, walked up to a "Pot of Gold" Machine, inserted a $20, decided to play SuperBall Keno. 1st push of the button....hit 6 out of 8 Numbers, w/ The SuperBall, betting $1, won $400! Got up, and left! That was when they 1st opened.
2nd Visit...Lost My A$$!
3rd..........DITTO
4th..........DITTO
5th..........DITTO
My 6th Visit came this past Monday Night............oh it sucked!
My wife is a school nurse, and my daughter is in The 2nd Grade...they were both out of school this week for Spring Break, so we decided to leave Easter Morning and go to Cherokee for a few days. We drove up, about a 3 hour ride from home, and found a Very Nice Cabin on The River for $35 a Night...can't beat that. So we got the cabin for 3 Nights, and thought we would hang out in Cherokee/Maggie Valley and have a nice Family Vacation for Spring Break!
My Wife, like most, is Not Very Fond of Gambling, but she told me to go ahead and take $100 and I could go over To Harrah's once they went to bed Monday Night. So around, 1:00AM....I left..like .5 mile down the road & I was there. Walked in and the place is usually packed, but not Monday Night. Really empty...I'm not Big on BlackJack, or Tables, not even Slots, so I headed straight to The SuperBall Keno, where you Pick 2-10 Numbers, and The numbers come out & if you get The last Ball, The SuperBall to Bounce on one of your numbers, you win 4X your winnings!
1ST Roll.............betting $2 a Roll.....Hit 5 Numbers...$108 Win...next Roll...4 Numbers w/ The Bounce....$164 Win...should have Cashed Out & Left.......
Long Story, but to make it a Bit Shorter.......Remember, I only had $100 Cash...but I did have My Debit Card, and Our Joint Account Debit Card....Hours Later, and no more good hits.....My Cell Phone rings, and my wife says, "Phil, where The F%#K are you!??!?!", I Reply, "I'm still at Harrahs Honey!....What Time is It?" She says, "Have you won anything?" I said,"No!" She Said,"Well It's 10:00AM....get your ASS Back To The Cabin!!!!!!"
I left a few minutes later.....Lost $100 CASH & $1600 off of The 2 Debit Cards! When I got in, she was showered, dressed and ready to go on some All-Day 8 Hour Smoky Mountain Train Ride!
I was tired & didn't want to go, but did! Man, was I burnt out!
On the Train Ride, she says, "well you did make that $100 last 9 Hours, and I know you had fun!" I simply said, "Yeah Honey...I did, Thanks For Letting Me GO!"
Gotta get Some $$$ Back in That Account!
