Off Topic: I am sick and tired of those guys in the bathroom

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

Some of you may have noticed a growing trend these days.....these bathroom attendants (or whatever you want to call them) are everywhere, and I'm sick of it.

Seemingly out of nowhere, these guys are working every single bathroom in North America....it's pathetic....when I go to a bar or a club I don't want to be acosted by some guy everytime I take a piss....

I don't need some guy to turn the tap on for me, or turn it off, or hand me a paper towel, or spray cheap cologne all over me, or offer to sell me cigarettes or cigars....

Not only that, but it's kind of creepy when you walk into a restroom to take a piss and there is some guy sitting there.....

I don't ever tip these guys and they always glare at me like I did something wrong....fcuk man, I didn't ask you to spray soap on my hand you bathroom lurking shmuck....

So if anyone out there owns a bar or club, do your patrons a favor and get rid of these useless guys. I would also recommend to all the guys here not to tip these bums or they will continue to multiply...

BAUS

DickyW · Apr 2, 2005

I understand your anger Baus. I must admit I'm one of the idiots that support those guys. If I'm drinking hard I might blow $10 in mints, deoderant and wetnaps:drink:

Doug · Apr 2, 2005

I agree ! I don't need these guys. Let me fart and dump in peace !

kermit16 · Apr 2, 2005

At the Barbary Coast in Vegas, they have this bathroom jock who throws you a cloth towel smoothly like a frisby and He really makes you feel cheap if you don't give him some $$ .... for what ? Just let me grab a paper towel and head out to the Casino floor and lose my $$ as I feel fit ! crazy !:monsters- :finger:

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

Cmon DickyW, cut that out. Manuel is laughing at you all the way to the bank. We will never get rid of these guys if you keep that up...

BAUS

Dante · Apr 2, 2005

BAUS said:
Some of you may have noticed a growing trend these days.....these bathroom attendants (or whatever you want to call them) are everywhere, and I'm sick of it.

Seemingly out of nowhere, these guys are working every single bathroom in North America....it's pathetic....when I go to a bar or a club I don't want to be acosted by some guy everytime I take a piss....

I don't need some guy to turn the tap on for me, or turn it off, or hand me a paper towel, or spray cheap cologne all over me, or offer to sell me cigarettes or cigars....

Not only that, but it's kind of creepy when you walk into a restroom to take a piss and there is some guy sitting there.....

I don't ever tip these guys and they always glare at me like I did something wrong....fcuk man, I didn't ask you to spray soap on my hand you bathroom lurking shmuck....

So if anyone out there owns a bar or club, do your patrons a favor and get rid of these useless guys. I would also recommend to all the guys here not to tip these bums or they will continue to multiply...

BAUS

:lolBIG: I totally agree but Lander has said he loves that creepy feeling.... :icon_conf

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

I was at a club in Vegas called Ghost Bar one time........the bathroom was busy, 7-8 guys taking a piss....there was a guy sitting on a stool with a stack of paper towels...handing one to each guy, almost like an assembly line.....after every guy dried off their hands, they dropped $1 or $2 in the little basket.....I thought "WTF has this guy done for me"......and I left no tip.....

BAUS
- President, M.A.B.A. (Men Against Bathroom Attendants)

phdinsports · Apr 2, 2005

BAUS said:
Some of you may have noticed a growing trend these days.....these bathroom attendants (or whatever you want to call them) are everywhere, and I'm sick of it.

Seemingly out of nowhere, these guys are working every single bathroom in North America....it's pathetic....when I go to a bar or a club I don't want to be acosted by some guy everytime I take a piss....

I don't need some guy to turn the tap on for me, or turn it off, or hand me a paper towel, or spray cheap cologne all over me, or offer to sell me cigarettes or cigars....

Not only that, but it's kind of creepy when you walk into a restroom to take a piss and there is some guy sitting there.....

I don't ever tip these guys and they always glare at me like I did something wrong....fcuk man, I didn't ask you to spray soap on my hand you bathroom lurking shmuck....

So if anyone out there owns a bar or club, do your patrons a favor and get rid of these useless guys. I would also recommend to all the guys here not to tip these bums or they will continue to multiply...

BAUS

Couldn't have said it any better myself, what's next they're gonna wipe your ass for you! Jeeez let's us do our business in peace!!!!

Doug · Apr 2, 2005

Is MABA like Al Bundy's " NO MA'AM ! "

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

Something like that Doug.....

Can you imagine telling someone you work as a bathroom attendant?

Not only that, but it can't be very healthy to sit there for 5 hours breathing those bathroom fumes....

BAUS

Doug · Apr 2, 2005

BAUS said:
Something like that Doug.....

Can you imagine telling someone you work as a bathroom attendant?

Not only that, but it can't be very healthy to sit there for 5 hours breathing those bathroom fumes....

BAUS

Sounds like a good gig at that ghost bar ! Kind of like the skycap that makes more than a pilot .

greekboss · Apr 2, 2005

baus

would you rather go into one of those busy bathrooms to a floor flooded with urine and stopped up commodes? who do you think keeps those seats cleaned for your prissy arse? these people earn everything they make and then some...

greekboss · Apr 2, 2005

baus

you're probably one of those guys that cringe when you hand the vallet a lousy buck, and ***** when it's busy and it takes him too long...

Rainbow · Apr 2, 2005

greekboss said:
you're probably one of those guys that cringe when you hand the vallet a lousy buck, and ***** when it's busy and it takes him too long...

Agree 100% I been in bathrooms that it smelt so bad that I turned around and walked out. dont know about everybody else drunk or sober I hate a funky bathroom.

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

greekboss said:
would you rather go into one of those busy bathrooms to a floor flooded with urine and stopped up commodes? who do you think keeps those seats cleaned for your prissy arse? these people earn everything they make and then some...

All you need is a janitor every hour. I don't need someone to put soap on my hands for me, then beg for a frickin tip.

BAUS

Rainbow · Apr 2, 2005

BAUS said:
All you need is a janitor every hour. I don't need someone to put soap on my hands for me, then beg for a frickin tip.

BAUS

I agree as long as they clean it.

MrTeaser · Apr 2, 2005

kermit16 said:
At the Barbary Coast in Vegas, they have this bathroom jock who throws you a cloth towel smoothly like a frisby and He really makes you feel cheap if you don't give him some $$ .... for what ? Just let me grab a paper towel and head out to the Casino floor and lose my $$ as I feel fit ! crazy !:monsters- :finger:

Haha I was just there this weekend. That is so true.

lostitall · Apr 2, 2005

If these guys really mop up the piss, and handle more extreme cases (like country folk smearing feces all over the walls) then every gas station toilet in the South could use one.

I tend to agree with you about bars and clubs, but I like the tradition of paying to piss in Vegas. I fear change.

greekboss · Apr 2, 2005

baus

i'm sure you can decline the soap if you want. you probably raise hell when your 200 dollar bottle of wine is not chilled just rite too..

BAUS · Apr 2, 2005

greekboss said:
you probably raise hell when your 200 dollar bottle of wine is not chilled just rite too..

That's never happened to me....they know better than to serve me improperly chilled wine...

Another thing that I hate: Bars or clubs that charge $5.10 for a drink. That type of tip-sucking is insulting. I always bring exact change with me for this reason....

BAUS