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And heres my first nomination

By Mr. Leisure
I saw a homeless guy pushing a shopping cart on a cell phone a couple weeks ago!
 

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Blue Edwards reply was pretty funny,

"what i want to know is who's he calling?"
 

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By Fishhead

" I will teach everyone to win 99.9% at the slots":dancefool
 

in your heart, you know i'm right
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no one will ever approach beat town jim for quotability. jj gold came the closest.
 

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It surprised me so much i almost got in a wreck . I bet he was calling his connection

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As long as they is fair in the customer disputes I am happy. Like they were on a mistake I make one time
and I say thanks you. What you want? They to lick you anus?

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LICK YOU ANUS ?


Is this common practice in Kazakhstan ?

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Borat,

I am very impress with your president Mr. Nazarbayev. He seem like very wise man.
Do he like to lick anus of his women ? I have heard many man in power likes to be
licking womens anus because it is so much not the same as when they are at work.

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Mr. Kerry. As a presidential candidate I do not think that you should be using
this kind of language in a public forum! Your' enemys may take this and run with
it and make you seem like you are dirty mouthed. Please Mr. Kerry I want you to
win election so be caruful what you are saying. And by the way, yes it is a long
custom to do this to the women over here and wherever you can get it.

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Women who perform ORAL SEX have........

A 40% LESS chance of getting breast cancer.

Yes it's TRUE. If they perform oral sex on you 1 -2 times a week.

So guys now you have PROOF of why your girlfriend or wife should be doing this MORE often.

1-2 times a week = 40%....

Then tell her EVERY morning may completely eliminate the chances of breast cancer.

I wonder how many doctors are getting B.J.'s in their offices after telling their female patients this. LOL

Here is the story:
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html

http://forum2.therx.com/showthread.php?t=192036

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No one has mentioned the doctor who did the reasearch, Dr. Morehead.

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SUDDENLY....feel better about myself!! I have saved many lives.

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That information seems mighty hard to swallow

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funny the doctors name is Dr B.J. SOONER

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DO THE CHANCES GO DOWN EVEN MORE IF THEY SWALLOW ?.............

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I think CNN has been had

Dr B.J. SOONER!

What about DR B.J. MOREOFTEN?

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I feel like Albert Schweitzer. God I love saving women's lives.

JJ,

You have cut Railbird's chances of getting breast cancer down to less than .00001 %.

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I've been telling women that for years,they just never believed me.

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from the article. GOT to love this DOC!!

Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women
out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta
Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research,
I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

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imagine been, on the experiment group,,,
for years, receiving those blowjobs...

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newbie666 - I have been a volunteer all my life!

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I think they must swallow. The juice that come from the mans chram have many valuable
vitamin inside. I know one woman who do with horse and she is 104 yrs now.

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No need to tell em anything. Giving head on demand should be a requirement for any woman.

And it should be killer head, not just good head. But how do you know the difference if you ain't ever had either?

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TIGER - I agree. We need to get the word out to the general public as not only will this SAVE lives...
it will bring the happiness level UP in the USA which will probably CREATE JOBS...and that's what this
country needs right now.

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Borat Sagdiyev - Sometimes dating means going right back to the pad for SEX.....some guys think they
even have to buy them dinner first.....once they do that it's not dating anymore it's Prostitution

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Yep.. "Technician in breast cancer prevention"

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Fellatio

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

New England Journal of Medicine_ • American Cancer Society_ HEALTH LIBRARY

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brwilli2/cnn.html

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I do not remember who posted this but I laughed and laughed...


Q - What's the toughest part about eating a vegetable????

A - The wheelchair
 

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"I think they must swallow. The juice that come from the mans chram have many valuable
vitamin inside. I know one woman who do with horse and she is 104 yrs now."
 

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stolidog88 said:
I do not remember who posted this but I laughed and laughed...


Q - What's the toughest part about eating a vegetable????

A - The wheelchair


:lolBIG:
 

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RPM

Not the most politically correct joke but I still found it funny.

Along the lines of .. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.

Stupid but funny nonetheless.
 

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