I think he probably does, but not like you guys think. My hunch is that he uses a Juiceman, and his work ethic must be noted, as he has a Jerry Rice-esque offseason routine.
A true freak of nature, but we must remember his flabby and shaky last years in Boston, as he took it as a personal challenge to make like a phoenix, when upon his lack of market demand, he had to take Toronto's nice offer.
His fellow big-hipped UT buddy Greg Swindell should have followed his routine!