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WHICH LASTS LONGER??? (POLL) :icon_conf

A-THE KENTUCKY DERBY???

B-A WINKY DUCK ERECTION???? :eek:
 

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Kentucky Derby mile and quarter record set by Secretariat's time of 1:59 2/5 in 1973. Less than 2 minutes. Quite a stretch for Wink to stay as the girls at the Del Rey in Costa Rica say "Duro".



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THE SHRINK said:
WHICH LASTS LONGER??? (POLL) :icon_conf

A-THE KENTUCKY DERBY???

B-A WINKY DUCK ERECTION???? :eek:
is winky viagara free or no?if so to make it even. the horses should walk around the track with blinders on. much like the poor unfortunate girl on the other end of winkys erection.lol.
 

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i heard winky's last girlfriend asked

" is it in "

winky's reply

" no it's over "
 

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i just thought of a GREAT topic along these lines.i'll post it later i dont want to take away from winkys special day happening here.lol.
 

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Sometimes its hard to get the horse in the gate, that could come into play.:drink:
 

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If it's Derby Day and Winky has a bet on the race, my vote would be A, particularly if during the race his horse is in contention to win the race.:hyper:
 

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Depends whose in the room?

Put someone like Jennifer Garner or the HOTTIE in Roxy's Avatar (or both) in the room - you could change the choice to "The 24 Hours of Le Mans" and i'd STILL "win"

Put someone like YOU in the room - and the race would be the winner (although from what i've heard about you - if the tables were turned - YOU would "beat the race")
 

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Winky Dinky,

Since it took you 57 minutes to come into this thread, my hunch is that you could out last the DERBY, given the RIGHT circumcision, err, circumstances that you just mentioned...:tongue:
 

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Winky Dinky,

Since it took you 57 minutes to come into this thread, my hunch is that you could out last the DERBY, given the RIGHT circumcision, err, circumstances that you just mentioned...:tongue:

i actually have a lot of work to do between now and monday and the more of it i do today the less i have to do later - allowing me more time to move on to other projects.

woops..
 
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winkyduck said:
i actually have a lot of work to do between now and monday and the more of it i do today the less i have to do later - allowing me more time to move on to other projects.

woops..

Winky,

How PROFOUND...

Please keep us all informed on what you do between now and Monday because we are all very concerned and want you to achieve your goal...

It's nice to have such high ones...:shocked:
 

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thats why he calls it little winky. it gets up, does a quick wink, and goes back down. isn't even up long enough to spit. derby a little bit longer than a little wink. the derby is at least 2 minutes longer.
 

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roxygurl said:
is winky viagara free or no?if so to make it even. the horses should walk around the track with blinders on. much like the poor unfortunate girl on the other end of winkys erection.lol.



:lolBIG:
 

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