The Republican Adultery Honor Roll ...

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

The Republican Adultery
Honor Roll of Shame:

<CENTER><TABLE width="91%" border=1><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Rep. Henry Hyde</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Broke up a family during his seven year adulterous affair!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Mike Bowers</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Cheated on his wife for FIFTEEN YEARS!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">George Bush</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Linda Tripp says had he an affair with a woman named "Jennifer"</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Newt Gingrich</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Dumped his ex-wife while she was in a hospital bed suffering from cancer....</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Bob Dole</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Cheated on his first wife with his current wife, Elizabeth Dole.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Former Rep. Bob Dornan</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Reported to have cheated on and beaten his wife.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">John Linder</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Has a wandering eye for his female staff members.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Ronald Reagan</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Dumped Jane Wyman by cheating on her with several Hollywood starlets</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">William Cohen</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Dumped his white wife for a new black one.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Guy Millner</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Has been married three times, partly because he has sex with women he isn't married to....</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Rush Limbaugh</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives...</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Mitch Skandalakis</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Hired hookers from his Las Vegas hotel room!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Michael Deaver</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Was so drunk he doesn't remember hiring hookers...</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">John Warner</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Dumped his wife for Elizabeth Taylor...</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Bill Randall</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">A Florida Congressional candidate and minister, he fathered an illegitimate child during his affair!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Bill McCartney</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Promise Keepers founder who didn't keep his Promise to his wife and then lied about it for 20 years!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Rep. Dan Burton</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Had at least six adulterous affairs, and fathered a bastard son who, today, he ignores!!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Rep. Bob Barr</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Cheated on all three of his wives - and coerced one into having an abortion - then lied about it!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Rudolph Giuliani</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Boffs his assistant in Gracie Mansion while his wife stays home with the kids!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Sen. Strom Thurmond</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Cheated on his fourth wife at age 88!!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Gilbert Davis</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Paula Jones' attorney, who allowed himself to be videotaped DrUnK during his adultery!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Bob Packwood</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Drank huge amounts of hard liquor and then tongue-kissed his female staffers against their will!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Gov. Kirk Fordice</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Got so hopped up by his mistress that he crashed his Jeep Cherokee and got himself hurt!</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Beverly Russell</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">The Christian Coalition coordinator who molested his stepdaughter Susan Smith, who later killed her own kids.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle width="26%">Marv Albert</TD><TD align=middle width="56%">Calls himself a Republican, bites his longtime mistresses, and has sex with her while wearing women's panties!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>
Other Horny Republicans:

N.C. Rep. Sue Myrick - Who cheated on her husband and left him for another man!

LA. Rep. Bob Livingston - The GOP Speaker-to-never-be, who cheated on his wife Bonnie - with at least four women!

Michael Huffington - The Former GOP Congressman who cheated on his wife Arianna - with other men!

Oklahoma Lt. Gov. Mary Fallin - Who had an adulterous affair with her Security Guard - a state trooper!

Rep. Helen Chenoweth - Who screwed most every married male member of the Idaho Legislature!

The Charleston County, S.C. Solicitor, a Republican, who had an extramarital affair - a GAY affair with another man.....

Jim Bakker - Who eventually got locked up in chains and sent to federal prison.

Jimmy Swaggart - Who broke down crying after he got busted with an ugly hooker!

<SMALL>We really should mention John Tower, the infamous alcoholic woman-chasing midget U.S. Senator, but he's dead, so he doesn't count!</SMALL>

SVT_Cobra · May 2, 2005

Do we expect politians to be any different than the majority of people?? We already know they compromissed morals just being in their business. I expect them to be worse than most people.

JudgeWapner · May 2, 2005

Cobra, i really don't. And the adultry thing doesn't bother me, unless it involves someone who is spouting the family values bs. I guess hypocracy in general bugs the shi*t out of me.

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

Judge:

I find it funny when the Republicans right now are touting they are the "Party of Christ" .. hell, half of em could not tell ya what a Bible looks like, let alone tell ya any of the scriptures inside

Watching Frist with his little TV stunt was embarrassing and to see Pat Robertson yapping yesterday on TV was almost laughable

JudgeWapner · May 2, 2005

I really don't think God has much interest in politics. In fact from my knowledge of the bible, it seemed that Jesus was appolitcal.

edub69 · May 2, 2005

7th Commandment: Thou shalt not commit adultery.

Republican interpretation: Adultery is ok. Just don't let gay people get married.

bblight · May 2, 2005

bblight · May 2, 2005

Doc - you're such a low class dolt - what about Blow Job Clinton the perjurer, and Chappaquiddic Ted Kennedy the lady killer; And we have Bobby Byrd the Grand Supreme Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan - and .... welll, i'm sure most people get the picture - the Republicans might be guilty of sins of the flesh and other miscellaneous and minor crimes - but they don't have perjurers, murderers and Klansmen in their ranks.

Doc, you're a dung eating low class dolt with no sense of elan!

I'm putting you back on ignore.

stucco43 · May 2, 2005

the only time you would ever put someone on ignore is because you are at a lose for words...i missed you BBlight and I am glad to have u back....
please dont put me on ignore......

JudgeWapner · May 2, 2005

BB, I don't believe those guys portrayed themselves as the 2nd coming. But will grant you, plenty of bs on both sides of the aisle.

bblight · May 2, 2005

I'm only back for a short visit - lying sacks of dung worms like Doc aggravate the hell out of me. I wish they'd take away his welfare check and make him get a job!

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

Judge:

Well said ... Bblight Coulters reaction is soooo typical

Bush / Rove tout this "Party of Christ" Image and its nothing but a bunch of crap .. had a guy in my Church touting Christians had a moral obligation to vote for Bush since he stands against abortions ... and sure enough, first appt in term #2 was Gonzales - A MAN WHO BELIEVES IN ABORTIONS

I never said Clintons actions were correct .. he admitted it on Larry King and got a lot of counseling .. Republicans think that was the biggest crime of the century and quickly turn the other way when Watergate and the Iran Contra Scandal are mentioned

Bblight Coulter ..... love how he assumes everyone that is against what Bush "supposedly stands for" is poor ...

stucco43 · May 2, 2005

[QUOTE=bblight] the Republicans might be guilty of sins of the flesh and other miscellaneous and minor crimes - but they don't have perjurers, murderers and Klansmen in their ranks.QUOTE]
are u really this clueless or is your head stuck up Karl Rove's poop shoot...either way your logic is wacked....this war is illegal...they lied about WMD's, they have murdered men, woman and children, tortured....so you are so frightened your comfortable life will be effected you cant see straight or you have no moral compass ,,,,either way it looks like you fully support this crap and you will spend the rest of your life wondering why God has dealt you such a crappy hand....after all this isnt man's law (bush) we are dealing with its God's laws....

HinesWard86 · May 2, 2005

If I remember right in a speech recently, Howard Dean called the Democratic Party the party of Christianity. Now THAT is a joke

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

From 1980 to date, the Republicans have only nominated for the presidency men who lied under oath and cheated on their wives.

These men -- Ronald Reagan, George H. Bush, Bob Dole and George W. Bush -- lied under oath about serious matters which went directly to the heart of legal proceedings: Reagan and Bush I about Iran Contra, Dole about a race track license scheme for which one of his top aids went to prison, and Bush II about Funeralgate.

In addition, top Clinton hunters Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay and Bob Barr also lied under oath.

Gingrich, a deadbeat dad who abandoned his first wife and two young daughters without enough money to cover food or to the electric bill, was cheating on his second wife with a federally-paid congressional aide at the height of the Monica Lewinsky non-scandal. Newt was also cited for ethics violations for illegally diverting funds from a children's charity to his GOPAC slush fund and lying about it under oath. The same lame-duck House that called Clinton's actions "high crimes" elected Gingrich Speaker!

The Bush-Cheney Regime is now stonewalling because they committed crimes in Enrongate. They also broke the law in Florida -- and elsewhere -- to steal the 2000 presidential election. They left America open to attack by telling the FBI and CIA to "back off" their investigation and surveillance of known terrorists -- after encouraging our enemies by claiming our military was "not ready for duty, sir."

The right wingers still whine about Clinton, but ignore these Republican crime waves. So much for justice, morality, or the rule of law.

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

The number of ethical violations, scandals and serious crimes by Republicans and/or Bush administration officials are adding up to a breathtaking portrait of the most corrupt U.S. government since Nixon. In fact, Nixon had a clean slate compared to this bunch.

Let's look at the stunning compilation by The Carpetbagger Report.

Cheney's secretive Energy Task Force was investigated by the GAO and the case is currently pending at the Supreme Court.

* The Plame Game is under investigation by the Justice Department.

* Bush's Medicare scam and the circumstances that led the administration to lie to Congress about the cost of the legislation is under investigation by the HHS inspector general's office.

* The massive intelligence failure that led Bush to lie to the world about the Iraqi threat is under investigation by a congressionally-authorized independent commission (which Bush fought the creation of).

* Bribes offered on the House floor to Rep. Nick Smith (R-Mich.) in exchange for his vote on Bush's Medicare plan are under investigation by the House Ethics Committee and the Justice Department.

* Attorney General John Ashcroft was under investigation by the Federal Election Commission for violating campaign finance laws in 2000, and the FEC concluded that Ashcroft accepted $110,000 in illegal contributions.

* An investigation into House Majority Leader Tom DeLay's criminal fundraising schemes in Texas -- which allegedly used corporate funds to help state GOP lawmakers -- is already before a Texas grand jury.

* Republican staffers on the Senate Judiciary Committee were investigated for stealing thousands of confidential memos from Dem computers, a matter that has now been referred to the Justice Department for a possible criminal probe.

* Republican Connecticut Gov. John Rowland is under a criminal investigation (and an impeachment investigation) after he lied about prominent state contractors and several government aides paying for refurbishments to his lake-front cottage.

* Former Rep. Bill Janklow (R-S.D.) was under investigation for vehicular manslaughter, a crime for which he was later convicted.

* The Pentagon launched a formal investigation into well-armed evangelist and three-star General William "Jerry" Boykin, Bush's pick for deputy undersecretary of defense for intelligence, and his record of extreme religious rhetoric.

* The circumstances that led to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001 are under investigation by a congressionally-authorized independent commission (which, again, Bush fought the creation of and then later resisted cooperating with).

* And honorable mentions should go, of course, to investigations into Halliburton (Dick Cheney's former company) and Enron (George Bush's biggest corporate supporter).

No Surprise

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The number of ethical violations, scandals and serious crimes by Republicans and/or Bush administration officials are adding up to a breathtaking portrait of the most corrupt U.S. government since Nixon. In fact, Nixon had a clean slate compared to this bunch.

Let's look at the stunning compilation by The Carpetbagger Report.

Cheney's secretive Energy Task Force was investigated by the GAO and the case is currently pending at the Supreme Court.

* The Plame Game is under investigation by the Justice Department.

* Bush's Medicare scam and the circumstances that led the administration to lie to Congress about the cost of the legislation is under investigation by the HHS inspector general's office.

* The massive intelligence failure that led Bush to lie to the world about the Iraqi threat is under investigation by a congressionally-authorized independent commission (which Bush fought the creation of).

* Bribes offered on the House floor to Rep. Nick Smith (R-Mich.) in exchange for his vote on Bush's Medicare plan are under investigation by the House Ethics Committee and the Justice Department.

* Attorney General John Ashcroft was under investigation by the Federal Election Commission for violating campaign finance laws in 2000, and the FEC concluded that Ashcroft accepted $110,000 in illegal contributions.

* An investigation into House Majority Leader Tom DeLay's criminal fundraising schemes in Texas -- which allegedly used corporate funds to help state GOP lawmakers -- is already before a Texas grand jury.

* Republican staffers on the Senate Judiciary Committee were investigated for stealing thousands of confidential memos from Dem computers, a matter that has now been referred to the Justice Department for a possible criminal probe.

* Republican Connecticut Gov. John Rowland is under a criminal investigation (and an impeachment investigation) after he lied about prominent state contractors and several government aides paying for refurbishments to his lake-front cottage.

* Former Rep. Bill Janklow (R-S.D.) was under investigation for vehicular manslaughter, a crime for which he was later convicted.

* The Pentagon launched a formal investigation into well-armed evangelist and three-star General William "Jerry" Boykin, Bush's pick for deputy undersecretary of defense for intelligence, and his record of extreme religious rhetoric.

* The circumstances that led to the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001 are under investigation by a congressionally-authorized independent commission (which, again, Bush fought the creation of and then later resisted cooperating with).

* And honorable mentions should go, of course, to investigations into Halliburton (Dick Cheney's former company) and Enron (George Bush's biggest corporate supporter).

No Surprise

Of course this should come as no surprise. Republicans love convicted criminals. They knowingly elected two to the White House with George Bush ( 2 convictions at least) and Dick Cheney (2 convictions).

And of course there's the great spokemen of the Right-Wing, G. Gordon Liddy, Oliver North, and Rush Limbaugh. Of course, unlike the first two, Rush Limbaugh's conviction is pending.

Yes, those Republicans love their criminals. Looks like John Kerry was right.

bulldog77 · May 2, 2005

And what about Senator Pat Geary who killed that hooker in Fredo's cat house.

docmercer--banned · May 2, 2005

and lets not forget ol Bblight getting busted with that Transvestite in late January of this year ...

stucco43 · May 3, 2005

dont run BBlight off just yet.....I enjoy him looking like the 1st class Jack Off he is....Long live BBight!!!!!! Bring em on!!!

docmercer--banned · May 3, 2005

I hear Bblight ramble and I think of that crowd of intellectual giants in the Movie "Deliverance" ...

and I could see Bblight in action: "whats ya want to do with this one? He has a Purty Mouth?"