The Whizzinator?

Jarbo · May 11, 2005

This is hilarious! Typical Viking.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/05/11/bc.fbn.vikings.smithdet.ap/index.html

:monsters-

edub69 · May 11, 2005

Here's the best line in the article:

"Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with the jock strap, fake penis and bladder which he was also carrying."

Don't knock the whizzinator though, I've used it before and it works like a charm.

RPM · May 11, 2005

with all the steriod stuff going on, he just brought a LOT of attention onto himself...

kyhawk · May 11, 2005

Glad Vikes drafted local kid from FL, Fiason. Smith is a drug head. Kicked off TN before going to Oregon. Is pot that good?. I have never tried it. It was the norm in College in Frat house I lieved in.

SureGuy · May 11, 2005

the Whizzinator is actually a freedom preserving device. For all of us that arent in professional sports, the invasion of your privacy can be protected by using this. Most jobs don't reallize that the only drug that stays in your system is weed, so basically they are incuraging harder drug use, such as cocaine, herion, speed, crack and others that are quickly out of your system.

I understand this is about an NFL player, but people need to know how to protect their rights as human beings, and be able to choose for your self what you do in your home.

There are also other options to protect your rights at the work place, or when getting a job. If anyone cares let me know in this thread and I can give you advice. You have options.

I hope you guys that are laughing at this, reallize that testing for nicotine a legal substance, is becoming much more common in the work place. How far will they go?

wait till they get our national ID's. S h i t will be hitting the fan

Highdaddy · May 11, 2005

ive known of this thing for years, never tried it, but need to use something

volhound · May 11, 2005

So when you order it. Does it ask you if you want a black one or a white one?

Is the black one bigger?

SureGuy · May 11, 2005

volhound said:
So when you order it. Does it ask you if you want a black one or a white one?

Is the black one bigger?

LMAO!!!

Yes you do get the color that you are. I believe they have more then black and white.

the white doad is 6 inches
the black doad is 9 inches lol. jk

Ive only seen these.. I assume it would be a very stressfull manuver to pull off while being watched.

edub69 · May 11, 2005

It works as long as they're not in the room with you or if they're not watching too closely. They actually make it in different skin colors. I heard of one dude who ordered one that was supposed to be for a black dude and didn't have time before his test to get the right one, so he used it anyway. Of course he got busted - the monitor didn't have to be paying very close attention to realize that this white guy with blond hair shouldn't have a black schlong.

Jarbo · May 11, 2005

I'm glad he had the "Original Whizzinztor" , not some knock off.

hno:

MrTeaser · May 11, 2005

They are discussing it now on espn radio

BoratSagdiyev · May 12, 2005

You guys are nuts. How bout Asian one? 1.5'?

Sure Guy said:
LMAO!!!

Yes you do get the color that you are. I believe they have more then black and white.

the white doad is 6 inches
the black doad is 9 inches lol. jk

Ive only seen these.. I assume it would be a very stressfull manuver to pull off while being watched.

Dr.Pepper · May 12, 2005

here's the website with pics...

http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

Dr.Pepper · May 12, 2005

the testimonials section is downright hilarious.

"I should be sending you guys a check every week! I make 10 times more money then i used 2. All because of this product. Thanx guys!"

"Wow this product is great. I passed my drug test like that! you guys are so awesome. because of you, im not in jail..ty

viking611 · May 12, 2005

The whizzanator would not work to beat an NFL drug test. From NFL spokesman..."The NFL has confirmed that their collection procedures, which include frontal observation and partial disrobing, (would) render a kit such as this useless."

NFL players are required to take drug test with their shirt off, pants around their knees and a representative watched from the front when they pisss in the cup. Smith would not be able to use such a device to get by drug test.

This still doesn't explain why he is such an idiot.

edub69 · May 12, 2005

Yes, Onterrio Smith is an idiot.

However, I would like to know how this was even made public. He didn't do anything illegal, didn't get arrested, and was let go without being charged. There shouldn't have been anything in the police blotter that a reporter could have uncovered. So who went to the press with the story? There's no way the NFL will be able to punish the guy for merely possessing a legal item, regardless of what it can be used for.

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