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L5Y, USC is 4-0 vs SEC, outscoring them 167-48!!!
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You won't fuqkin believe this.

Padres vs Cubs 1998 (hope i got the year right) Quallcom Stadium, San Diego

Anyway.....my freinds and I head to the game and wander around the stadium. We head towards the luxury suite level and stumble upon an empty suite with the door open. So what do I do? My buddies and I head into the suite, take a look around and notice it's unoccupied. However, we do notice the suite is fully stocked with beverages. Therefore we raid the fridge and take a couple of six packs, run out and head over to a dead section of the stadium where no ones sitting. We crack open the beers and pound away. My friend happens to have a splif with him so he fires it up and we pass it amongst the 3 of us. Next thing we know, security is in our face already knowin what we were up to. We get taken away and escorted down to the police station at the bottom of the stadium. We get processed and are told we have to leave the game.

Mean while it's the middle of the 6th we didn't care, we were drunk. All of a sudden we hear a roar from the crowd. An awefully loud one at that. As were headed into the parking lot we hear the announcer boom over the PA system.

"Congratulations Sammy Sosa hitting homerun number 60!!!!!!!!!"

I'll never forget that moment. :drink:
 

L5Y, USC is 4-0 vs SEC, outscoring them 167-48!!!
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wow.....i nobody????:sad3:
 

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HEY 3PEET!!! GET THIS!! I WAS WORKING SECURITY FOR THE PADRES AT THAT GAME!!!! That incident was talked about all over the office for the next couple of days!!! I thought it was the year before, but oh well. All I know is that I heard a group had raided a luxury box. Hell, in SD, it probably happened more than once. I was always on the field, so I missed out on the fun, though.

Small world!

Jake
 

L5Y, USC is 4-0 vs SEC, outscoring them 167-48!!!
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No fuqin way bro! Nice to know you know you about it!
 

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A buddy and I were at Coors a few years ago. We had quite a few drinks before the game and decided once we were in there that we would heckle Todd Jones. Jones had lost me a lot of $ that season, and I was drunk and angry. You can stand right over the bullpen at coors, and once we got in, we walked over there with our 24oz beers and began yelling at the guy, telling him he sucks and his days in Detroit were well behind him. All of a sudden, he gets up and walks towards the wall. As many of you know, Todd Jones is a scary looking dude. Well, he walks up, says, "you know, you're right" and flips me a baseball. Felt kind of bad about that. The ball is still sitting on top of my TV.
 

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Fought with Boomer at a pacer game and at same game dropped a very topped off hot dog in aile way, picked up and ate anyhow it front of thousands. I was drunk. Also trashing Big Frank in Sarasota during spring training.
 
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The General said:
Fought with Boomer at a pacer game and at same game dropped a very topped of hot dog in aile way, picked up and ate anyhow it front of thousands. I was drunk. Also trashing Big Frank in Sarasota during spring training.

Nothing wrong with trashing The Big Skirt.

I got drunk and was ejected from Wrigley for throwing a peanut at the tuba player in some Cubs-sponsored marching band that walked around the stands.
 

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