Funny thing happened at the bar the other night...

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So I was out the other night at the bar, shooting pool in my local haunt with some of my friends....

About ten o'clock some woman in her mid-forties (I'm guessing) comes in along with two guys that look to be in thier late twenties....they're shooting on the pool table next to ours....everything seems normal for a while, then about a half hour later the woman starts to put on some sweater over her blouse....I was standing nearby and just looked over and mentioned the words "You cold?" (Wasn't trying to pick her up, just small talk...)

To which she turned and glared at me and hissed "No, piss off!"..... Then she walked to the bar and sat on a barstool for about 5 minutes, looked like she was pouting or brooding about something.......I just turned and thought to myself "Colder than I thought..."

One of my friends thought she wasn't getting any attention from the guys she came in with, hence the pout.....

So anyway, about 5 minutes later she's back....sitting back at the table she was at.....life goes on at the bar.....then about a half hour later I see her and one of the guys she came in with sucking on each others face over by the hallway near the restrooms....deep, passionate kissing....rubbing each other up.....close as you can actually get to doing it with your clothes on...

I just sort of filed it away under the "older woman, younger man thing"...and proceeded to go back to our pool table.......

About a half an hour after that, the guy who was sucking her face came over near our table and was talking to one of my friends....I overheard the conversation and heard him talking about how she was his aunt and she had just got out of prison.....

Obviously my friend didn't see the affection displayed by the bathrooms between these two.....it sort of blew me away listening to him tell that story about "aunt and prison".......now I'm wondering if he's lying or if they're from some part of Arkansas that disregards the rules of inbreeding.....

After this guy left the area I went over and talked to my friend and told him about the hallway scene......my friend was talking about how he saw the same woman in some other bar and she was just sponging shots off the guys with her and acting all prissy and snotty......

About a half an hour later the three of them left together.......left me wondering what the hell was really going on.....

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Any thoughts??

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Arkansas has no rules about inbreeding, after a couple of cold ones they are banging there sisters like fuggin rabbits ....

"Aw shucks sis ya didn't hav ta blow me"
 

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Kiss1 said:
Any thoughts??

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Arkansas has no rules about inbreeding, after a couple of cold ones they are banging there sisters like fuggin rabbits ....

"Aw shucks sis ya didn't hav ta blow me"

:lolBIG:
 

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this is going to sound pretty freaking sick...........BUT .....was she attractive?
 

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wolfie_cr said:
this is going to sound pretty freaking sick...........BUT .....was she attractive?
:lolBIG: go get em wolfie!!
 

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..."was she attractive?"....

Yes, she could be considered attractive, as far as looks go...

Big turnoff though if the mood swings and antics are part of the package.....maybe good for a one night fling if the thought of a permanent STD doesn't bother you......wouldn't be anyone I would actually trust or bring home to mom........
 

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