A few laughs from K1

Comments from a local ...


Aladdin .... OK but does anyone ever go there ?
Bally's .... Old Shithole
Barbary Coast .... Old Shithole
Bellagio .... Beautiful
Boardwalk .... Shithole
Bourbon Street .... Shithole
Caesars Palace .... Still a gem after all these years
Casino Royale .... Arrgggg
Circus Circus .... Dynamite this dinosaur ASAP
Excalibur .... Not a bad place to get blasted
Flamingo .... Old Old school
Harrah's .... What don't we own ?
Imperial Palace .... Who needs to smoke ? Just breath in there.
Klondike .... Good lord what a dump
Las Vegas Hilton .... Wayne, Elvis and grand ma
Luxor .... Naw, I'll pass
Mandalay Bay ... Sweet !
MGM Grand ... I get lost just thinking about roaming around in there
The Mirage ... Seems like only yesterday when they opened, love the pool
Monte Carlo ... wam bam no thank you mam
New Frontier .... Get drunk and fight at Gilleys ... huh ?
New York New York .... No comment to many friends work there
Paris ... Never been in the joint
Riviera ..... YAWN
Sahara .... When they blow up Circus Circus I hope it falls on the Sahara
San Remo .... I just barfed and out came the Sam Remo
Stardust .... Leave the fossel alone
Stratosphere .... Gimmick city
Treasure Island ..... Shiver me timbers .... YAWN
Tropicana .... No MGM you can't have me !
Venetian .... Nice joint
Westward Ho ... P L E A S E
Binions .... Used to love the shoe
California .... naw
El Cortez .... Kill yourself
Fitzgeralds .... I never hated the place
Four Queens ... see above
Fremont ... see above, nice face lift too
Golden Gate ... I think I had breakfast in there ... interesting history
Golden Nugget .... Jewel of downtown ( Half of the employees jumped to Wynn)
Gold Spike ... Never had the dis pleasure
Lady Luck .... Actually still a bargain
Las Vegas Club .... Bad drucken memorys
Main Street Station .... pissed on the "wall"
Plaza ... I like the joint
Western ... Kill yourself
Arizona Charlie's Boulder Highway .... Never been there
Arizona Charlie's Decatur .... Shithole
Boulder Station .... not too bad
The Cannery .... Pass
Ellis Island Super 8 ... ?
Fiesta Henderson .... Never been inside
Fiesta Rancho .... VP good odds
Gold Coast .... I like the book
Green Valley Ranch ... Never went that far south
Hard Rock .... T&A worth the look
JW Marriott ... ?
Nevada Palace .... ?
The Orleans ... Like it
Palace Station ... Dump
The Palms ... Real World "Hip"
Rio Suites ... OK
Sam's Town .... Poker room used to be fun
Santa Fe Station ... My Homie
Silverton ... Never been there
Suncoast ... Nice local joint
Sunset Station ... OK
Terrible's .... Looks like a good place to be murdered
Texas Station .... See Above
Tuscany ... ?
Westin Casuarina ... ?
Wild Wild West ... yawn
Wynn .... Great, if you have money to burn

Late last night I seen a rundown of many of these on the travel channel, but i was very tired and didn't pay alot of attention. Thanks for sharing your opinions.

MY TURN, this after living 17 years on the streets of Vegas........literally.

POSITIVE REVIEWS


Aladdin ......Bizarre location and parking....QUIET
Bally's .... Still a nice place to take in a game on the strip and shop
Barbary Coast .... Nostalgic and still a must see......nice coffee shop.
Bellagio .... Beautiful, be sure to check out the garden
Boardwalk .... Buffet recommended by Butterbean
Bourbon Street .... used to have full-pay nickel dueceS
Caesars Palace .... Try the food court
Casino Royale ..... Home for some of the best local promos on the strip
Circus Circus ..... Try picking up the BJ coupons in the gift shop
Excalibur .... Nice place for YOUNG women
Flamingo .... First casino on strip...BUGSY
Harrah's .....Check the lounge........nice for dancing
Imperial Palace .... Best boobed waitresses
Klondike .... Cheap eats
Las Vegas Hilton .... Great for Star Trek fans
Luxor .....Check out the pool and the arcade
Mandalay Bay ... Class and great sportsbook
MGM Grand ....HUGE
The Mirage ... check the white tigers in the entrance
Monte Carlo ...LANCE BUTON a must see
New Frontier .... Great MEXICAN cafe
New York New York .... Dont miss the piano bar on the weekends
Paris ... Try a crepe next to the buffet
Riviera ......check the food court in front
Sahara .... Great for the NASCAR fan
San Remo .... Wonderful Italian restarant.....lots of european women
Stardust .... Visit the most famous sportsbook in existance
Stratosphere ....Enjoy the views of sin city
Treasure Island .....Dont miss the PIRATE SHOW and sunday buffet brunch
Tropicana .....Still a very nice pool
Venetian .... Great High Roller slot area
Westward Ho ..... 99 cent Heiniken
Binions .....Legendary casino.....try the latenight steak
California ..... Wanna meet somebody from Hawaii?
El Cortez ......Play the social security game......free
Fitzgeralds ..... Rub the Irish statue for luck
Four Queens .... The most beatable 100%+ slots downtown
Fremont ... Underrated buffet
Golden Gate ....Famous for the 99 cent shrimp cocktail
Golden Nugget .... Wonderful pokerroom
Gold Spike ....Great slot card
Lady Luck ....Nice funbook
Las Vegas Club .... Nice sports artifacts
Main Street Station .... See the Berlin wall....best buffet downtown
Plaza ....Close to Greyhound bus station
Western ..... Cheapest Bingo in town
Arizona Charlie's Boulder Highway ....STEAK HOUSE is tremendous secret
Arizona Charlie's Decatur ....nice video poker and sportsbook
Boulder Station ....good place for locals to pay bills
The Cannery ...peaceful
Ellis Island Super 8 ...Best microbrewery in the city....and cold beer
Fiesta Henderson ....Commonly the best videopoker in the city
Fiesta Rancho .....have a nice beer
Gold Coast .... Try the hot dogs in the sportsbook.....the best
Green Valley Ranch .....Fantastic local place.....must see
Hard Rock .....Lots of hot chicks and geared for younger crowd
JW Marriott ...classy
Nevada Palace ......Play free sports trivia at 8pm everynight for free meals
The Orleans ... Best looking cocktail waitresses
Palace Station .....Cash your paycheck promotion
The Palms ....Hip .......fabulous mexican food
Rio Suites ...WSOP of poker home
Sam's Town .... Poker room is nice........check the beautiful atruim
Santa Fe Station ....Last place of employment for Fishhead....legendary
Silverton .... Used to have some great video poker..FLUSH ATTACK
Suncoast ... Nice buffet......and former hotspot for videopoker pros
Sunset Station ... Best place to watch games.....#1
Terrible's ....Nice matchplay coupons for the tables.....grinders delight
Texas Station ....Nice movie complex
Tuscany .....Nice classy place
Westin Casuarina ...NEW, never been
Wild Wild West ....Nice bar
Wynn .... Never been there but heard some postives

#1 most likely place to get in a fight....The Gold Spike downtown. An ABSOLUTE toilet.

Good stuff Fisher

The General said:

Good stuff Kiss1

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Thanks Pete !

Fishhead said:

Imperial Palace .... Best boobed waitresses

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How does the IP continually get all of these young, well endowed girls to work there? Are they paying that much more? It never ceases to amaze me how much better the waitresses are there than almost every other house in town.

If i have an hour to kill I'll do the same,

nice jobs Kiss and Fish.

Think I'm headed down to the Gold Coast for some Friday Night Fights.

Labeeb said:

How does the IP continually get all of these young, well endowed girls to work there? Are they paying that much more? It never ceases to amaze me how much better the waitresses are there than almost every other house in town.

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ever been to rio?

Kiss1 said:

Thanks Pete !

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I am sorry Kiss1. Your post was very good as well. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise.

Thank you

Labeeb said:

How does the IP continually get all of these young, well endowed girls to work there?

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GD hums Aerosmith's "big ten inch" in there naive pretty little ears.

arty:

Palace Station will always have a special place in my heart. Hit my first 4 aces with kicker there. Then 5 minutes later hit my first royal.

The General said:

I am sorry Kiss1. Your post was very good as well. I didn't mean to suggest otherwise.

Thank you

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I know ... just goofin on ya

For DATABLE young felines, THE ORLEANS is the #1 spot for waitresses.


-F-

Fishhead said:

For DATABLE young felines, THE ORLEANS is the #1 spot for waitresses.


-F-

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Very solid place. Have to say tough to pick between Palms and Orleans

NICKYTHEFISH said:

Palace Station will always have a special place in my heart. Hit my first 4 aces with kicker there. Then 5 minutes later hit my first royal.

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Every time I watch the new 51" TV I think very fondly that the same thing happened to me a couple of Months ago at the Cabo Bar VP machines at Sante Fe Station.

Sweet little taco's that night ...

Thanks Kiss. Have a great weekend.

I'm not much of a vp player but I will on occasion. But what a rush watching those credits fill up on the machine. I'm getting goosebumps.

blue edwards said:

ever been to rio?

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I can't supports the Harrah's Corp. and their awful "gambling" establishments.