Only if it means I have access to all of the direct lines for the scumballs in this industry...plus I'd like to know if that porn guy Roberto knows Mr. Biggz for http://www.mrbiggz.com because I want an autograph.
Shrink,
Let me be your shrink for a moment...
You bust your balls trying to do what's right, you get a great result but then a big can of shít explodes and everyone expects you to clean it up. Is that it?
I can tell you the root of it...it is that you pay too much attention to the person in front of your nose at any given time and too little to the others who are still there even though you can't see them. It could be some sort of over-responsiveness to sensory stimuli, or a mild form of obsessive-compulsive disorder, or something like that.
You always figure out what's right after things have calmed down, but by that time you've made some irreversible decsions.
I'm not sure what the solution is...maybe yoga, maybe a conversion to Buddhism, or maybe just slowing down the pace, who knows!?
In any case, I'm sure you'll find a way since you always have before.
BTW I'd be happy to trade places with ya for a day as long as we don't :hump: each other's women. Deal?
Let me be your shrink for a moment...
You bust your balls trying to do what's right, you get a great result but then a big can of shít explodes and everyone expects you to clean it up. Is that it?
I can tell you the root of it...it is that you pay too much attention to the person in front of your nose at any given time and too little to the others who are still there even though you can't see them. It could be some sort of over-responsiveness to sensory stimuli, or a mild form of obsessive-compulsive disorder, or something like that.
You always figure out what's right after things have calmed down, but by that time you've made some irreversible decsions.
I'm not sure what the solution is...maybe yoga, maybe a conversion to Buddhism, or maybe just slowing down the pace, who knows!?
In any case, I'm sure you'll find a way since you always have before.
BTW I'd be happy to trade places with ya for a day as long as we don't :hump: each other's women. Deal?
yeah right
why the hell would i wanna be YOU - and have people hate me instead of staying who i am and having everyone love me
then again - if i got to be you for a day i could show Scarlett what a REAL man is like - one whose "unit" (from all i have been told - not that i have seen firsthand - nor do i ever wish to see it) is probably so shriveled up it looks more like a "pinkie"
why the hell would i wanna be YOU - and have people hate me instead of staying who i am and having everyone love me
then again - if i got to be you for a day i could show Scarlett what a REAL man is like - one whose "unit" (from all i have been told - not that i have seen firsthand - nor do i ever wish to see it) is probably so shriveled up it looks more like a "pinkie"
I have lurked for a long time before posting and have heard a couple posters give Shrink hell about his wife or "Scarlett" for a while now. Can I see a picture? I am just curious and won't comment either way because I really feel one thing (if not the only thing) that is off limits when posting is talking about someone's family, let alone their wife.
Them there are fightin' words winky!
:lolBIG:
Them there are fightin' words winky!
:lolBIG:
winkyduck said:
WinkyDinky,
I thought we were behind this but apparently not. Ever since your tallywacker was cut of by a chainsaw, I have seen a change in you. Scarlett wouldn't touch you if you were the last human being alive on this planet. While I may not have much class, she certainly does. Pick on someone your own size even if it means fighting with dwarves and mental midgets...:finger:
