charliepeete said:
as a member - i can tell you what i needed to do to join and the perks i get
to join: i had to send her massive amounts of alcohol - the more it costs - the better. tequila and dom perignon is near the top of the list. i also had to do like Muslims do - pray 5 times a day in the direction of Roxy's palatial mansion for 30 days in row - and once accepted - it gets cut down to 3 times a day and i only have to do it 5 times a week. i also had to wash RG's car and fill it up with gas - all at my expense. since she has/had ankle problems at the time - i also had to change her bandages 3 times a day and wipe away any "pus" that may have accumulated - with my bare hands.
benefits: i am lucky enough to be able to say i know her. i get a private number to call her as often as i want and a 50% reduced rate from the usual $7.99 per minute. i get an official "Roxy Nation" card that allows me to bypass any line at a nightclub or bingo parlor. i also get a 10% discount at places like Victoria's Secret and Fredrick's of Hollywood as well as Wal-Mart.
as for the vegas bash: i was told i would be allowed to pick her up at the airport in a private limo - as long as i drove it and never acknowledged her until later. at the GN, i am allowed to buy all of her food and re-imburse her for all gambling debts she may incur. when it comes time for her to go somewhere - i have to find 3 other people to carry her in one of those contraptions you see in old movies - where she sits on a chair and 4 guys lift her above our shoulders. i am also to keep most of the RX posters away from her so she doesn't have to associate with "commoners". i have been given a list of those who are able to have the pleasure of meeting her - and while i won't say who is on the list - let's just say the number is in single digits.
all in all - i consider myself very lucky to be accepted into the Roxy Nation.
