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Girl i'm seeing is a flight attendant for Continental. Her plane lands from at Newark today. The Pilot sits at the end of the runway for five min. He finally comes on the loudspeaker and tells everyone "We had a small mechanical problem, a glitch in the system, we'll be pulling in after it gets straighten out."

10 mins later, four fire trucks and a SWAT team pull up on to the plane. The SWAT team pulls up one of those movable stairways next to the door. The guy goes to the top and screams at the other flight attendant to open the door, which she does and six of them storm the plane. They go right down the aisle and up to her ask her if everything is ok. She says "sure". :)

Long story short, seems there's an electrical device on the plane that goes off in case of a hijacking and it malfunctioned. Of course they can't believe the pilot when he tells the control tower "nothing is wrong, it's just a malfunction." so they storm the plane just in case.

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on a related note....how come when i was a kid, all the flight attendants were hot, now, not the case?
 

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sherman said:
on a related note....how come when i was a kid, all the flight attendants were hot, now, not the case?

Probably because the job doesn't pay very well, and most women now have better job options.

Stupid equality.
 

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The Funk Monkey said:
Probably because the job doesn't pay very well, and most women now have better job options.

Stupid equality.

:lolBIG:

how much do they start at per year?
 

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sherman said:
on a related note....how come when i was a kid, all the flight attendants were hot, now, not the case?

I'd say that they would be discriminating if they don't hire the most qualified people. Wouldn't surprised me if they had a lawsuit or 10 through the years, so they no longer have "large breasts" as a qualification.

Stupid Equality.
 

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sherman said:
on a related note....how come when i was a kid, all the flight attendants were hot, now, not the case?

Hey.....Thanks alot. :lolBIG:

This ones hot. Continental has the best looking flight attendants by far. I use to work at the airport. Believe me.
 

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Fat Tony, I didn't mean they're all ugly, but just seems like the % is lower than it used to be....

Stupid Equality...
 

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A guy I know, yes a guy, is a flight attendant for Northwest Airlines

He makes $24/hr which comes to about $50,000/yr with awesome benefits and basically free flights anywhere in the world
 

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Now I know why this happened yesterday.
 

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Borat Sagdiyev said:
Are you member of high mileage club Mr Tony?

No.

But my sister is. From what I understand, she is very good with her mouth, yes?
 

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BigBee said:
A guy I know, yes a guy, is a flight attendant for Northwest Airlines

He makes $24/hr which comes to about $50,000/yr with awesome benefits and basically free flights anywhere in the world

Yeah but is he hot?

Stupidity Equality
 

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