CyberHannity Saves The World
by Hunter
Wed Aug 3rd, 2005 at 15:37:11 PDT
This is side-splittingly funny. A new conservative comic book -- oh, I'm sorry: graphic novel -- posits a dark future in which Gore became president and the cyberized team of Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North use their bioengineered superpowers to... um... well, that's unclear. But it involves, apparently, talking on the radio. With superpowers!
This is brilliant stuff -- he's going to make a fortune. The conservatives will buy it because, well, you know. And the liberals are going to buy it because it's shaping up to be among the best camp, intentional or otherwise, I've seen in a long time. Seriously, don't you want to buy it?
Via Kriston at Grammarpolice and Matt at TAPPED. And as Matt asks -- what on earth continues to give conservatives these bizarre persecution fantasies? The hell?
(I imagine CyberHannity has a whole dystopian "boy and his dog" thing going on with Colmes' head fused to a bioenhanced beagle, but that's just me...)
by Hunter
Wed Aug 3rd, 2005 at 15:37:11 PDT
This is side-splittingly funny. A new conservative comic book -- oh, I'm sorry: graphic novel -- posits a dark future in which Gore became president and the cyberized team of Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North use their bioengineered superpowers to... um... well, that's unclear. But it involves, apparently, talking on the radio. With superpowers!
America's future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists. In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League," aka F.O.I.L. The F.O.I.L. Organization is forced underground by the "Coulter Laws" of 2007; these hate speech legislations have made right-wing talk shows, and conservative-slanted media, illegal. ... Rupert Murdoch's decision to defy the "Coulter Laws" hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB's networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide. The New York City faction of F.O.I.L. is lead by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North, each uniquely endowed with special abilities devised by a bio mechanical engineer affectionately nicknamed "Oscar." F.O.I.L. is soon to be joined by a young man named Reagan McGee.
This is brilliant stuff -- he's going to make a fortune. The conservatives will buy it because, well, you know. And the liberals are going to buy it because it's shaping up to be among the best camp, intentional or otherwise, I've seen in a long time. Seriously, don't you want to buy it?
Via Kriston at Grammarpolice and Matt at TAPPED. And as Matt asks -- what on earth continues to give conservatives these bizarre persecution fantasies? The hell?
(I imagine CyberHannity has a whole dystopian "boy and his dog" thing going on with Colmes' head fused to a bioenhanced beagle, but that's just me...)
