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"The Real Original Rx. Borat"
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One can hardly read any poker forum without running across individuals claiming that this or that site is rigged. Usually they are humiliated with the forum “experts” rudely telling them that the reason they’re losing is because they aren’t good poker players. I’m sad to say that I used to be one of those “experts.” I was one of the doubters until I actually caught one site cheating.

If you view the image below it looks like a normal hand being played (certain information has been dedacted to protect the innocent).

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It looks normal unless you really examine the photo. Using some highly classified vector digital imaging software from the CIA I picked up on eBay for $50, I caught the dealer dealing off the bottom of the deck. I was as shocked as anyone but it all made sense once I thought about it. Notice in the picture above how they put that little box in front of the players sitting to the right and left of the dealer so as to obstruct their view. Players sitting that close would normally catch a dishonest dealer but “conveniently” the software blocks their view. Coincidence? Hardly!

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But that wasn’t the only cheating I caught. Notice the player to the right of the dealer in Seat 1. Notice anything out of place? Neither did I at first. But again, I used my imaging software to get a close up and guess what I see?

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He’s got a card hidden up his sleeve! I guess it should have been obvious after his fourth pocket aces in a row.

So now I have proof that online poker is rigged and if anybody tries to tell you differently, they’re in on it!
 

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I am one of those who think if u think online poker is rigged you just suck. I see these post daily on sports forums, I have been playing online since 2000 and made more playing online than probably anyone on these sports forums and have neverounce suspected anything.:103631605
 

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I have seen that before, funny stuff


Most rigged sports

1.Boxing
2.Olympic events with judges
3.College football
4.College Basketball
5.NBA
 

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Jpasco said:
I am one of those who think if u think online poker is rigged you just suck. I see these post daily on sports forums, I have been playing online since 2000 and made more playing online than probably anyone on these sports forums and have neverounce suspected anything.:103631605


This thread was posted as a joke.
 

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Jpasco said:
I am one of those who think if u think online poker is rigged you just suck. I see these post daily on sports forums, I have been playing online since 2000 and made more playing online than probably anyone on these sports forums and have neverounce suspected anything.:103631605

I think you just suck .. :103631605
 

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Jpasco said:
I am one of those who think if u think online poker is rigged you just suck. I see these post daily on sports forums, I have been playing online since 2000 and made more playing online than probably anyone on these sports forums and have neverounce suspected anything.:103631605

He was kidding - GEEZ - go get a sense of humor
 

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I once was playing on line and a guy typed in a text box that he thought players in seat 3 and 4 were kicking under the table to give signals and he was going to report them, and I think he was serious, he was really pissed off.

Borat are there any under the table camera angles?????
 

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About a year ago, I wrote a program to analyze the hand histories for Party Poker sit-n-gos. The program basically looked for situations where exactly two players were all-in before the flop, then tabulated the results by the type of hand they had. I posted the results of analysis of several thousand sit-n-gos on Usenet. You can probably find it through a Google Groups search.

While I don't have the results in front of me, they were roughly the same as probability stated they were supposed to be. In other words, a situation such as AK vs AQ is supposed to win about 73% of the time, and that's about what happened. So much for the theory that Party isn't dealing from a clean deck. The bad beats seen are mainly selective vision on the part of the viewer, augmented by the fact that a lot of hands get played an hour. I've seen the same phenomenon in the low-limit hold-em games of the late 80's and early 90's in California. Bad beats galore.
 

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