We had alot of fun with this last year, so time to update for this year's bash....Please, no one take offense, its all in fun........
10. Sir, I appreciate that you are a world class gambler, that you have been gambling since before i was born, and i do appreciate the fact that you have told me the entire history of offshore gambling since you've been here....However, Mr. Frog, i simply asked if u had your confirmation number handy?
9. Let's See, I have 2 jack and cokes, 2 Corona's, a Miller Lite, a Budweiser, and a Diet Dr. Pepper, for Rambo over there......
8. Sir, excuse me, Sir, I realize that you feel the need to "prove" how strong you are, however we will take your word for the 19" pythons, so please put the blackjack table back down....Thank you
7. Mr. Kermit, is it?, sir please, it is NOT necessary to write your name in chalk on the back of the wheelchair, I assure you we have plenty available for after the party, and you will not need to RESERVE one....we will get you back safely......
6. Sirs, the names i belive are IndianaMike, Bucsfan, and Indysports, gentleman, please, there are alot of people here would appreciate a free drink, and we the staff, feel its kinda rude that you have so many coupons that you are lighting your cigars with them.......there are thirsty kids in China who would love a drink coupon.....
5. Mr Panther sir, "no" i wouldnt like a piece of gum.....I said no, i dont want any gum.....Well then what do you mean by "Do i want a piece of BIG RED?"
4. Yes sir, i understand your complaint, you said our sportsbook was full of "crooks and thieves"....you also said our blackjack dealers are "crooks and thieves", and that are waitresses were "scummy girls", and that our maid staff will "steal and lie", and that the entire front desk runs a "rogue operation", but i am not sure what else you would like me to do, Mr Sims.......
3. No sir, i cant help it....The hotel has nothing to do with the RX Contests, i cant help it if u didnt win anything......No, sir, i cannot force them to "re-do" the contests since you over slept......once the tickets are drawn, and the money is handed out, the contest is over....Yes sir, i understand your alarm didnt go off......Please Dr. 69, you have complained ever since you got here....And i got called in on my day off just to listen, can i please go home noe.....
2. No sir, i dont understand your complaint.....our blackjack tables are not rigged, i know you said that, but they arent.....i know you said online blackjack is rigged, but we at the Golden Nugget have NOTHING to do with online blackjack, so there is nothing we can do.......Yes, Mr. Roaches, you may have a free buffet ticket, for all your troubles....
#1. And the winner of this year's RX Wet T-shirt Contest is.........IDENTITY
10. Sir, I appreciate that you are a world class gambler, that you have been gambling since before i was born, and i do appreciate the fact that you have told me the entire history of offshore gambling since you've been here....However, Mr. Frog, i simply asked if u had your confirmation number handy?
9. Let's See, I have 2 jack and cokes, 2 Corona's, a Miller Lite, a Budweiser, and a Diet Dr. Pepper, for Rambo over there......
8. Sir, excuse me, Sir, I realize that you feel the need to "prove" how strong you are, however we will take your word for the 19" pythons, so please put the blackjack table back down....Thank you
7. Mr. Kermit, is it?, sir please, it is NOT necessary to write your name in chalk on the back of the wheelchair, I assure you we have plenty available for after the party, and you will not need to RESERVE one....we will get you back safely......
6. Sirs, the names i belive are IndianaMike, Bucsfan, and Indysports, gentleman, please, there are alot of people here would appreciate a free drink, and we the staff, feel its kinda rude that you have so many coupons that you are lighting your cigars with them.......there are thirsty kids in China who would love a drink coupon.....
5. Mr Panther sir, "no" i wouldnt like a piece of gum.....I said no, i dont want any gum.....Well then what do you mean by "Do i want a piece of BIG RED?"
4. Yes sir, i understand your complaint, you said our sportsbook was full of "crooks and thieves"....you also said our blackjack dealers are "crooks and thieves", and that are waitresses were "scummy girls", and that our maid staff will "steal and lie", and that the entire front desk runs a "rogue operation", but i am not sure what else you would like me to do, Mr Sims.......
3. No sir, i cant help it....The hotel has nothing to do with the RX Contests, i cant help it if u didnt win anything......No, sir, i cannot force them to "re-do" the contests since you over slept......once the tickets are drawn, and the money is handed out, the contest is over....Yes sir, i understand your alarm didnt go off......Please Dr. 69, you have complained ever since you got here....And i got called in on my day off just to listen, can i please go home noe.....
2. No sir, i dont understand your complaint.....our blackjack tables are not rigged, i know you said that, but they arent.....i know you said online blackjack is rigged, but we at the Golden Nugget have NOTHING to do with online blackjack, so there is nothing we can do.......Yes, Mr. Roaches, you may have a free buffet ticket, for all your troubles....
#1. And the winner of this year's RX Wet T-shirt Contest is.........IDENTITY
